Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[gmbteach]

Well, it's a holy relic, so it's not "A" Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, it's THE Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. The key to understanding it's munitions lies in the dedication of the grenade.

Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits,

God's blessing is that which makes it something useful to cause the enemies of The Lord to snuff it.So it must be concentrated blessing, probably stored under pressure, detonated by divine will.

Could the rabbit of Caerbannog have gotten past the Secret Service, or is it only Swamp Rabbits that do that....?

I think anything or anyone, with the right intentions, could get past the secret service at this stage!

What is the difference between the Rabbit of Caerbannog and a Swamp Rabbit?

 

[Keith&Co.]

What is the difference between the Rabbit of Caerbannog and a Swamp Rabbit?

Carter didn't have hand grenades, but he could count to three...

What do you get when you cross?

 

[gmbteach]

What is the difference between the Rabbit of Caerbannog and a Swamp Rabbit?

Carter didn't have hand grenades, but he could count to three...

What do you get when you cross?

Struck by lightening!

What do you get when you get crossed?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

You end up responding as Loretta.

Picking stinging nettles with my tongue has become somewhat uncomfortable. Is there a better way to go about picking stinging nettles?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Hours, hours, and hours have gone by without a single suggestion on avoiding tongue nettle burn.

Poor.

My tongue has now festered to the size of a small dog. I hope you're all happy.

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Why is my tongue the size of a small dog?

 

[Elixir]

Why is my tongue the size of a small dog?

Because a large dog wouldn't fit in your mouth.
Why are hot dogs not called hot cats, hot weasels or something else?

 

[jonatha]

Why are hot dogs not called hot cats, hot weasels or something else?

Because hot dogs were invented before anybody had pockets, so hot pockets wasn't possible.

If global warming takes off too quickly, will we be able to ride cold air balloons to the bottom of the grand canyon?

 

[Keith&Co.]

If global warming takes off too quickly, will we be able to ride cold air balloons to the bottom of the grand canyon?

No, because by then the Grand Canyon will be the Grand Colorado River. The scenic overlook will be 'shoreline parking.'

What's the best part?

 

[Elixir]

If global warming takes off too quickly, will we be able to ride cold air balloons to the bottom of the grand canyon?

No, because by then the Grand Canyon will be the Grand Colorado River. The scenic overlook will be 'shoreline parking.'

What's the best part?

Buying desert land for $25 an acre and selling it as shoreline property for $250k per acre.
What's the worst part? (other than this)

 

[funinspace]

No, because by then the Grand Canyon will be the Grand Colorado River. The scenic overlook will be 'shoreline parking.'

What's the best part?

Buying desert land for $25 an acre and selling it as shoreline property for $250k per acre.
What's the worst part? (other than this) View attachment 11825

Being Melania.

Can one deep throat oneself?

 

[Elixir]

Buying desert land for $25 an acre and selling it as shoreline property for $250k per acre.
What's the worst part? (other than this) View attachment 11825

Being Melania.

Can one deep throat oneself?

Not with a tongue full of stinging nettles!
How did Snoiduspoitus get a tongue full of stinging nettles?

 

[ZiprHead]

How did Snoiduspoitus get a tongue full of stinging nettles?

You don't want to know.

Or am I wrong?

 

[Keith&Co.]

How did Snoiduspoitus get a tongue full of stinging nettles?

You don't want to know.

Or am I wrong?

You're not wrong.

Who was the first?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

I was. First U.S. Open tongue nettle-picking champion from the Midwest.

I have found bear droppings high in blueberry content are a nice balm to nettle tongue, but the taste is rather unpleasant.

What is your favorite nettle tongue remedy?

 

[Keith&Co.]

What is your favorite nettle tongue remedy?

It's always seemed like a self-correcting problem, to me.

What do you look like if you do ssee a ghost?

 

[Thomas II]

What is your favorite nettle tongue remedy?

It's always seemed like a self-correcting problem, to me.

What do you look like if you do see a ghost?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

What is your favorite nettle tongue remedy?

It's always seemed like a self-correcting problem, to me.

What do you look like if you do ssee a ghost?

How easy it is to be cynical when your tongue isn't swollen from nettle tongue.

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Why did I fail to add a question?

 

[jonatha]

Why did I fail to add a question?

Your tongue couldn't contort into the shape of a question mark.

Are there multidimensional crossword puzzles?