Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Keith&Co.]

Are yokels necessarily hillbillies?

Yes, according to the field guide.


What's the rank structure of a mob?

 

[Elixir]

Is it better to be a codger, or a curmudgeon?

Codger, as long as you can wear a codge-piece in your pantaloons.


What's the difference between Bumpkin and Yokel?

Bumpkins are common around Halloween, Yokels live in the mountains of Switzerland.
Are yokels necessarily hillbillies?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Every bumpkin and yokel I have ever met voted for Trump.

Why did every bumpkin and yokel I ever met vote for Trump?

 

[gmbteach]

Every bumpkin and yokel I have ever met voted for Trump.

Why did every bumpkin and yokel I ever met vote for Trump?

Cos they don't know any better?

And why is that?

 

[bilby]

Every bumpkin and yokel I have ever met voted for Trump.

Why did every bumpkin and yokel I ever met vote for Trump?

Cos they don't know any better?

And why is that?

Moonshine and consanguineous marriage.

Is that the title of a country music hit?

 

[gmbteach]

Cos they don't know any better?

And why is that?

Moonshine and consanguineous marriage.

Is that the title of a country music hit?

Should be!

What shall I ask now?

 

[fast]

Moonshine and consanguineous marriage.

Is that the title of a country music hit?

Should be!

What shall I ask now?

A) a question--it's a game where we ask questions, duh
B) nothing--it's a game where we ask questions, but it's NOT YOUR TURN
C) Something really cool that has a shiny question mark--We like shiny!

What shall I ask?

 

[Elixir]

Should be!

What shall I ask now?

A) a question--it's a game where we ask questions, duh
B) nothing--it's a game where we ask questions, but it's NOT YOUR TURN
C) Something really cool that has a shiny question mark--We like shiny!

What shall I ask?

Nothing--it's a game where we ask questions, but it's NOT YOUR TURN

Why do you have to tell some people everything TWICE?

 

[funinspace]

A) a question--it's a game where we ask questions, duh
B) nothing--it's a game where we ask questions, but it's NOT YOUR TURN
C) Something really cool that has a shiny question mark--We like shiny!

What shall I ask?

Nothing--it's a game where we ask questions, but it's NOT YOUR TURN

Why do you have to tell some people everything TWICE?

Because you never know if they are coming or going.

How do you spell wilson backwards?

 

[Keith&Co.]

How do you spell wilson backwards?

Racism might be a choice....

Who's on first?

 

[Elixir]

How do you spell wilson backwards?

Racism might be a choice....

Who's on first?

Remove the question mark, replace it with a period, and you have your answer.

Who's the opening act at a Who concert?

 

[bilby]

Racism might be a choice....

Who's on first?

Remove the question mark, replace it with a period, and you have your answer.

Who's the opening act at a Who concert?

Yes.

Do the Who really Live at Leeds?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

Don't even start Keith. Good grief. Next thing you know people will be asking what's on second.

What happens on third?

 

[fast]

Don't even start Keith. Good grief. Next thing you know people will be asking what's on second.

What happens on third?

Serious foreplay.

Can we all take turns cussing out Keith?
(He's been my hero the last couple hours)

 

[funinspace]

Don't even start Keith. Good grief. Next thing you know people will be asking what's on second.

What happens on third?

Serious foreplay.

Can we all take turns cussing out Keith?
(He's been my hero the last couple hours)

Fuck Keith.

Has anyone found his missing submarine?

 

[fast]

Serious foreplay.

Can we all take turns cussing out Keith?
(He's been my hero the last couple hours)

Fuck Keith.

Has anyone found his missing submarine?

It has been found, but not by a human.

Can we all say happy birthday to the cats that have given kittens?

 

[snoiduspoitus]

No. I could extrapolate, but no.

Let's just say for shits and giggles that aliens anally violated Violet and Allan. Should they come forward and be honest about it, or just use a bigfoot cover story?

 

[mudlark]

No. I could extrapolate, but no.

Let's just say for shits and giggles that aliens anally violated Violet and Allan. Should they come forward and be honest about it, or just use a bigfoot cover story?

Yes, you know what they say about aliens with big feet.

So, alias aliens need to do a better job of toeing the line?

 

[Keith&Co.]

So, alias aliens need to do a better job of toeing the line?

Those with toes, yes.
Those without toes need to borrow some spare feet and line up the toes.


How far would you go?

 

[fast]

So, alias aliens need to do a better job of toeing the line?

Those with toes, yes.
Those without toes need to borrow some spare feet and line up the toes.


How far would you go?

To the ends of the Earth and beyond (and then do it again); afterwards, and for no reason, once more.

When those few times come when we really should give up, why do we continue?