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If I was Canada I would have put troops along the border months ago.
If I was Canada I’d launch a timely preemptive attack on Mag-a-Lardo.
And accept the world’s “thank you”s.
If I was Canada I would have put troops along the border months ago.
I expect the US will.When war breaks out, I expect Canada will gain control of the lake right off the bat.
Yes. One of my greatest joys in life is reminding Americans who won the War of 1812. It's not "a mere matter of marching." They underestimate us because we'll stick somebody with a bayonet then apologise. I believe that Sun-Tzu outlined our strategy in "The Art of War."Canada's anti-invasion preparations are just more of their signature master level trolling, with the goal of giving Trump the opportunity to make new moronic posts.
The United States has invaded Canada three times in the past. None of these worked out well and the first failed invasion was the direct cause of the burning of the White House when British forces captured Washington DC.
"Merde-a-lardo".If I was Canada I would have put troops along the border months ago.
If I was Canada I’d launch a timely preemptive attack on Mag-a-Lardo.
And accept the world’s “thank you”s.
General Pakenham was also behind the curve, If he had won, it would have given Britain control of the Mississippi River from the Gulf to the Great Lakes. Its very unlikely King George would have told him to give New Orleans back. By any measure, the war was a draw.Yes. One of my greatest joys in life is reminding Americans who won the War of 1812. It's not "a mere matter of marching." They underestimate us because we'll stick somebody with a bayonet then apologise. I believe that Sun-Tzu outlined our strategy in "The Art of War."Canada's anti-invasion preparations are just more of their signature master level trolling, with the goal of giving Trump the opportunity to make new moronic posts.
The United States has invaded Canada three times in the past. None of these worked out well and the first failed invasion was the direct cause of the burning of the White House when British forces captured Washington DC.
Their great victory, "The Battle of New Orleans" took place after the peace was signed. 'Old Hickory' didn't get the memo.
That's exactly what I would expect the losers to say...By any measure, the war was a draw.