Caption Contest

[jonatha]

How do you expect me to help you win the race if you won't even give me any pedals?

 

[gmbteach]

The coach and captain of the NSW State of Origin team.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

Of course he's anatomically correct. Just take a peek under the shroud.

Demonstrating the latest in anti-personnel mine detection technology.

First one to post takes it away!

 

[Atheos]

 

[Hickdive]

Do you have food for cats that have been dried or salted instead of canned?

 

[Veritass]

"I think I can! I think I can!"

 

[Keith&Co.]

We sold the farm and moved Mom into a retirement home. She bitched that without the produce, she had nothing to can anymore.
Then she was inspired at the supermarket....

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Go Hickdive!

By the way, my thought for a caption for this one was:

And I was even more disappointed when I checked the merchandise a few aisles over under the "Hot Naked Babes" sign.

 

[Hickdive]

Thank you!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

That's right. Now, the rest of you FIFA guys remember to follow the fucking rules in the future.

 

[gmbteach]

Thank you!

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Just do it! Whatever IT is!

 

[Atheos]

I'm sorry sir, but if you'll look on page 231, third paragraph, sub-clause c you'll see that your comprehensive policy specifically excludes damages resulting from your car being crushed by any soccer ball in excess of 5 feet in diameter and having red stripes. The wording is very specific here. On a side note you gotta admit, our actuaries nailed it.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

At this point, the Feds started to ponder whether the mob was involved in organized football.

Don't worry... a little duct tape, some Bondo, and I'll have it looking just like new. Besides, you said you always wanted a convertible.

Why always me?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Objects crushing the rearview mirror may be closer than they appear.

 

[Thomas II]

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UGH! Those BMW's with their excessive camber...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh fuck not again! The Insurance company isn't going to believe this.

 

[Veritass]

The calling card of MIFA, the militant fundamentalist arm of FIFA.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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'Sepp Blatter's massive balls' is more than a figure of speech.

 

[Thomas II]

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And then there was Gulliver's Saturday soccer practice...

 

[Hickdive]

The calling card of MIFA, the militant fundamentalist arm of FIFA.

Winner!