Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

Both really good, thanks.
But this one:

Fingerpainting FTW!!!

That's going to change how i view the body painting section of The Swimsuit Issue for the next twenty years.
Winner.

 

[jonatha]

 

[gmbteach]

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Well I didn't get this buffed lifting a piddly little wine glass you know.

 

[Hickdive]

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That's it, in future I'm switching to lite beer!

 

[Thomas II]

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Herniated disc? Just do it!

 

[none]

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here is Grace full of grace.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Dammit, woman, the commercial's almost over. Hurry up and get that over here to the couch for me!

 

[Thomas II]

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Ok, we're merging the "Beautiful women thread" with "Only reply when you're drunk" thread...

 

[jonatha]

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That's it, in future I'm switching to lite beer!

Winner

 

[Hickdive]

Here you go;

 

[gmbteach]

Here you go;

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Lord, please send some of my overabundance of hair to these two folicly challenged men

 

[Turambar]

Here you go;

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Reverend James loved placing his hand on a freshly shaven head and always thanked the good lord for not getting any new church members with afros, jheri curls or dreadlocks.

 

[Atheos]

"My children, you know what these are on your heads?"

"No, father, what are these on our heads?"

"Brain eaters. Know what they're doing?"

"Eatin' brains?"

"Starvin."

 

[Thomas II]

Gillette Fusion on your left vs Gillette Mach3Turbo on your right...And Fusion wins by a hair...

 

[Hickdive]

Gillette Fusion on your left vs Gillette Mach3Turbo on your right...And Fusion wins by a hair...

Winner!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[angelo]

They ran out of rubber dolls at the sex store.

 

[Atheos]

Of course he's anatomically correct. Just take a peek under the shroud.

 

[Hickdive]

Demonstrating the latest in anti-personnel mine detection technology.

 

[Bomb#20]

As for you, my galvanized friend - you want a stomach? What you need is a positive self image! I present you with People Magazine's Sexiest Tinman of the Year issue with you on the cover!