Caption Contest

[gmbteach]

Thanks none.

I leave for you an ironic image:
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Well, you are defiitely a step up from Monica!

 

[angelo]

Thanks none.

I leave for you an ironic image:
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You knew Monica! No kidding!!

 

[hyzer]

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"My hair takes longer to fix than my date's"

 

[Turambar]

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"My hair takes longer to fix than my date's"

Winner! Take it away.

 

[hyzer]

Winner! Take it away.

thanks!

 

[Keith&Co.]

"You put your torque wrench in, you take your torque wrench out, you put your torque wrench in, and you torque it all about..."

 

[none]

Winner! Take it away.

thanks!

Just like her motto, any position is a good position.

 

[Jayjay]

Pictured above: This year's winner of "women in the workforce" contest in power tools category. While none of the competitors could quite grasp the purpose and usage of the tool due to their fragile feminine brains, the panel fo judges unanimously agreed that it's close enough.

 

[angelo]

thanks!

Just like her motto, any position is a good position.

Take that you mf!!

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[gmbteach]

Winner! Take it away.

thanks!

Any silly old man can use a torch wrench with BOTH feet on the ground......

 

[hyzer]

The first and in my mind the best, the tread is yours Keith&Co:

"You put your torque wrench in, you take your torque wrench out, you put your torque wrench in, and you torque it all about..."

 

[Keith&Co.]

Tank you!

How about:

 

[Turambar]

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Who would have guessed that Miss Twerking Beauty 2015 would also win Miss Hip Replacement Surgery 2040?

 

[Jayjay]

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Rickets is the new twerking.

 

[gmbteach]

Tank you!

How about:

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You put your twat in, you but your bum out, you put your whole self I , and you shake it all about!

 

[Thomas II]

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Juilliard, the backyard...

 

[angelo]

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Juilliard, the backyard...

Hold it! What exercise are we doing again?

Tank you!

How about:

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[Keith&Co.]

Some very good ones, but i'm going to go with Turambar for the win.

Who would have guessed that Miss Twerking Beauty 2015 would also win Miss Hip Replacement Surgery 2040?

 

[Turambar]

Some very good ones, but i'm going to go with Turambar for the win.

Who would have guessed that Miss Twerking Beauty 2015 would also win Miss Hip Replacement Surgery 2040?

Thanks Keith&Co.
Next one up, a musical number:

 

[Keith&Co.]

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"My wife's biscuits inch closer...."