Caption Contest

[angelo]

Thanks! Here's one hot off the presses:

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This isn't exactly what I meant when I asked for a horse drawn carriage for the bride!

 

[Thomas II]

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Oh, the technology!...

 

[none]

Thanks! Here's one hot off the presses:

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Amish S.W.A.T. "Bad boys, Bad boys, Whatch ya gonna do...."

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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Oh, the technology!...

Winner. Nice riff on "Oh, the huge manatee".

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Lancaster Pennsylvania. Where 'speed enforce by aircraft' means speeds, and aircraft, from the Civil War.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Here we go...

 

[angelo]

Thanks!

Here we go...

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The nudist colony is first road on the right mamm.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks!

Here we go...

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Ma'am, I don't think you are the type that Jack the Ripper is looking for!

 

[Keith&Co.]

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The Fashion Police grill Miss Mandle about her tartan.

 

[Hickdive]

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Normally I charge 3 shillings ha'penny for a threesome but seeing as how you're officers of the law - three shillings exactly.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNERS

Normally I charge 3 shillings ha'penny for a threesome but seeing as how you're officers of the law - three shillings exactly.

The Fashion Police grill Miss Mandle about her tartan.

First to post the new picture takes it away!

 

[Keith&Co.]

OH! It's to me!

Okay:

 

[Thomas II]

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Is that a candlestick, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[angelo]

Harold, is that you under the bed!

 

[gmbteach]

And the murder is: Bella, in the library with the candle.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Is that a candlestick, or are you just happy to see me?

Winner, Thomas.

 

[Thomas II]

or

 

[Keith&Co.]

"See the Arctic before it's gone," they said. "Okay. Seen it. NOW can we go to Las Vegas?"

 

[gmbteach]

Bloody possums and their segways!

or

Polar Bears! You promised me POLAR BEARS!