Caption Contest

[Jayjay]

Tired of colorful logos and animated banners? Do you wish internet was more like it was when your grandpa was young? Try PIXIMUS advertising agency! If plain text was good enough for Abraham Lincoln, it's good enough for you!

 

[Keith&Co.]

"CUT! PROPS! Get over here!"
"What, what is it, sir?"
"That's supposed to be a bony trombonist! What's the point of a bony French Hornist?"
"Well, frankly, director, no one thought the audience would get that joke, anyway."

 

[Thomas II]

Winner

A deaf girl, a dead guy, and a cat? Seriously? Why can't I have anyone to play me?

Take it away!

 

[Bomb#20]

Thanks. Here goes...

 

[gmbteach]

Tony the Tiger was fed up peddling Corn flakes and decided to try his luck at Sambo's.

 

[none]

Thanks!

Weekend Double choice!

ear-shot, trome-BONE, and feel-line fine

or

when dot com won't do it anymore.

 

[Thomas II]

24 hours...Open for next pic...

 

[angelo]

Is this appropriate here?

 

[Bomb#20]

24 hours...Open for next pic...

Gah! You can close off my contest, after one entry, but you can't post a caption?

Tony the Tiger was fed up peddling Corn flakes and decided to try his luck at Sambo's.

Winner. Sorry it doesn't mean much...

 

[gmbteach]

Is this appropriate here?

No Angelo - it is not appropriate. I don't have anorexia but this is what I do see all the time..

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Bomb.. You da bomb..

Okay..

Let's try this one...

 

[Thomas II]

Gah! You can close off my contest, after one entry, but you can't post a caption?

Sorry, Bomb#20, nothing personal, I was just pointing out the 24 hour rule, since I had no way to know if you were available to judge the entries.
I'd be happy to change the rules if you all want to...Or if you need the extra time, I'll keep that in mind next time...The purpose of these rules (see page 1) is in case people completely forget that they need to judge the entries within 24 hours.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

nm

(Check memory before posting.)

 

[Keith&Co.]

Tom's favorite website has a vigorous firewall. Since Tom has a poor memory for 15-digit sequences of random numbers, letters and smilies, he always half-expects the screen to explode when he presses 'ENTER.'

 

[Thomas II]

Wait a minute...That was a shart!...

 

[Atheos]

That awkward moment when you suddenly realize believing in God is just as silly as believing in Santa...

 

[Hickdive]

Oh noes! I've missed my chance to help that nice chap get his father's money out of Nigeria! How could I have been so stupid?

 

[Bomb#20]

Windows 8

 

[gmbteach]

nm

(Check memory before posting.)

A clear winner! Take it away spike!

 

[angelo]

Looks like my new bride in that porno flick! It is my bride!!!!!!!