Caption Contest

[bigfield]

Hickdive wins with an absolutely brilliant play on words.

Thanks to everyone else for your chuckle-worthy contributions.

 

[another1]

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[Thomas II]

Hickdive must be unavailable, so here it goes...

 

[Atheos]

The Air Force knew budget cutbacks were on the way, but not one of the top brass had anticipated the extent to which Congress had decided to go.

 

[gmbteach]

Hickdive must be unavailable, so here it goes...

Prince Charles: 'I must beat her, I cannot let her win. The people prefer her. My sons prefer her. God Dang, even mumsy prefers her. I must get my plane to go further than hers.'

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Putin's demand for apologies over negative comments regarding his actions in Ukraine were instead answered with a display of power from the Canadian Air Force.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Britain was not very interested in cooperating with France for a follow-on project to Concorde. France was very keen, however, just short of a design. Here, we see Prince Charles preparing to see if the British prototype is capable of making it across the Channel, thus sealing the partnership.

 

[Celldweller]

Hickdive must be unavailable, so here it goes...

As Obi-Wan Kenobi stood at President Obama's side, he declared "These aren't the drones you're looking for." And waved his hand.

 

[Elixir]

Hickdive must be unavailable, so here it goes...

There were many luminaries at the wedding, but they all had the same limp-wristed way of trying to catch the bouquet.

 

[Atheos]

The Royal Air Force confidently prepared for another sortie, certain that they would encounter rock. Little did they know the enemy was equipped with scissors.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

Putin's demand for apologies over negative comments regarding his actions in Ukraine were instead answered with a display of power from the Canadian Air Force.

Take it away!

 

[Hickdive]

Hickdive wins with an absolutely brilliant play on words.

Thanks to everyone else for your chuckle-worthy contributions.

Thanks and apologies for not posting a pic.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Keith&Co.]

Shakespeare & Company's first performance of King Lear for Klingon audiences was marked by Lear spending more time concentrating on his forehead bumps than speaking his lines. Luckily, most of the audience felt his performance just added to the overall comedy of the piece.

 

[Veritass]

"Yes, my liege, I believe you're right. There is an alien life form emerging from your abdomen."

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go:

Don't be silly! It couldn't possibly be sympathy pains, I am not pregnant.

 

[Thomas II]

Who did this?...Did you do this?...WHO.DID.THIS???...

 

[Celldweller]

Here we go:

Melvin decided that his first day on the job working at the Rennaissance Fair would be random demostrations of 15th Century sexually transmitted diseases. Hobbling around pretending he had syphillis, Lady Guievere (played by his wife, no less) didn't find it amusing, "You're scaring the children."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

"Yes, my liege, I believe you're right. There is an alien life form emerging from your abdomen."

Winner! Take it away, Veritass

 

[Veritass]

OK, how about...