Look, all I'm saying is that you should take twenty minutes and come with me across that bridge. It'll scare the shit out of those stupid trolls.
It's a little known fact that if an elephant can't reach the bottom of a slope with its trunk, it won't try to go down it.
It's even less well known that if a goat can't reach an elephant's bottom, he won't even try to fuck it.
I can't post a pic right now, so first to post one runs with it.
I can't post a pic right now, so first to post one runs with it.
Ok, here it goes...
When the Russians want you to stretch, you stretch.
Thank you.
I should say that, on the off chance I win, I am perfectly OK with any of the regulars, or anyone with a good pic, jumping right in. I can't guarantee seeing the thread within a reasonable time.