Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Atlantic City N.J. Mayor Don Guardian rides his bicycle, making sure people are learning to UNITE and STRIKE...

Best caption, however, the winning caption would have referred to the cyclist as Don Rickles.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, Jimmy!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

He's dead Jim.

 

[jonatha]

He's dead Jim.

Aaargh!!!!!

I was about to post that....

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

He's dead Jim.

Aaargh!!!!!

I was about to post that....

I always post that after reading a post I think is great. Half of my posts in this thread are replies that state the above to Thomas II captions.

 

[Bomb#20]

"Dermatomannequinosis", Chief Resident? That's a symptom, not a diagnosis.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Umm... the heart isn't located there.

Or

Thanks to Obamacare, even Ken could go to the hospital now.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Jimmy!

It's life Jim, but not as we know it!

Or:

Sorry Dr Martin, but your boyfriend has run out of battery power. Would you like a jump start?

 

[Elixir]

What did you say this was? I don't hear any carrots!

 

[Veritass]

"Most likely it's Tetanus, or as it's sometimes called..." (Remove sunglasses) "...lockjaw."

 

[Learner]

Its a hot and very tense day.

" I..I don't think he's going to make it. His cough is worse!" Says female doctor.

" CUUUUUUUT !!! The chest, the chest ! Listen to the chest! " the directors voice shouts.

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks, Jimmy!

Sorry, intern, but we don't treat sex-bots here.

 

[none]

Thanks, Jimmy!

This one's been dead a while

 

[angelo]

Nurse, I told you a dozen times not to say to the patients you have a cute vagina. You have acute angina!

 

[Thomas II]

Nurse, I told you a dozen times not to say to the patients you have a cute vagina. You have acute angina!

I told you to tell the patient that he has acute angina, not that you have a cute vagina! FTFY


It is actually very funny, just needed a little rework

 

[Thomas II]

God dammit! I hate it when this happens! All were funny, and this is turning into some Sophie's Choice shit, so you ALL WIN!

First one to post takes it!

 

[Bomb#20]

 

[jonatha]

In this case, I would definitely vote for Brexit.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

She was really glad at this point she didn't grab the Nepal Flag.

 

[gmbteach]

When they decided to make flag sizes dependent upon country size, Sophie had to make do with the British flag rather than that of her homeland of Australia - which she was disappointed about!