Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

I'll be off to save the world... in 30 minutes, Paw Patrol is on now.


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[angelo]

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Kid with a gun, what kid with a gun!

 

[Keith&Co.]

All good, but this one made me laugh louderest:

"This is one pussy that tangerine creep isn't going to grab!"

Winner

 

[Elixir]

All good, but this one made me laugh louderest:

"This is one pussy that tangerine creep isn't going to grab!"

Winner

Thanks Keith. Here's one 'specially for you:

 

[Atheos]

I don't know about you but I'm not going to be hanging around here when that general feller gets back and finds out what they sent when he asked for 24 heavy tanks.

 

[bigfield]

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Submarine Moonshine AKA Black Pot
Capacity: 800 gallons

 

[ZiprHead]

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Anime robot feet production facility.

 

[jonatha]

We designed the submarines to fit that James Bond fellow from the previous contest...

 

[Learner]

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Why didn't you just buy guns ; the rest of the militia are insisting they be arrested!?

 

[ZiprHead]

Serious question: Why's it called a submarine still?

 

[Thomas II]

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Fine, but why do I have to wear the fanny pack and carry the tambourine?

 

[Elixir]

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Fine, but why do I have to wear the fanny pack and carry the tambourine?

WINNER! Next picture, please!

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks, Elixir!

 

[Atheos]

People complaining about TSA's invasive personal searches usually stop once they've taken part in a Chinese pre-flight search lineup.

 

[Wiploc]

The pilot's manual says to "always take off downstream." Some wonder who translated it from what.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Elixir!

You've heard of 10 horse power engines, well we run on 10 man power engines.

 

[angelo]

Are you sure that's what the instructions say about push starting a stalled jet?

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER Angelo!

Take it away, Angelo!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Wow! Good thing we all decided to wear shorts today.

Jebus! When I said 'get on the plane'...

 

[Elixir]

"We don't like it in Shandong! We want to go HOME!"