Caption Contest

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Okay, I liked Wiploc's Funerary Emporium. What you got Wiploc?

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks.

So, I'll just try some and see if any work.

Hmm. Save to my computer, crop, post from computer rather than from internet. Solved!

All right, caption this!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Caption this Wiploc!

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks.

So, I'll just try some and see if any work.

Hmm. Save to my computer, crop, post from computer rather than from internet. Solved!

All right, caption this!

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"May the petitions of your Church
be pleasing in your sight, O Lord,
so that we may receive from your mercy
what we cannot ask out of confidence in our own merits.
Through Christ our Lord."

 

[Elixir]

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Sister Mary immediately regretted asking Sister Anne what it would be like if Hell actually froze over...

 

[Atheos]

Sister Mary, unbeknownst to others (but knownst to us) once had a moderately successful career as a porn starlet. This just reminded her of bygone bukkake shoots.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I'm Jesus's wife, you bitch! Stay the fuck away from my man!

 

[Thomas II]

Motherfu****!

 

[blastula]

It was a controversial end to the convent's pool on guessing when Sister Anne would break her vow of silence.

 

[gmbteach]

"The power of Christ compels me!"

 

[angelo]

" Take that you fuck****g bitch! Keep away from father Brian, he's my lover!"

 

[jonatha]

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*Three* fingers, you Orthodox bitch!!

Or maybe that should be *Two* fingers.... I know one side uses three and the other side uses two, but teh google has surprising difficultly finding discussion of it that doesn't quickly get derailed...

 

[Bomb#20]

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Think you're going to spray-paint 95 theses on the convent door, do you?

 

[Wiploc]

Nobody had anything about how to solve a problem like Maria?

Lots of good entries.

It was a controversial end to the convent's pool on guessing when Sister Anne would break her vow of silence.

Winner!

 

[blastula]

Thanks, Wiploc. Here ya go.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks, Wiploc. Here ya go.

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And my latest Executive Order is to ban Execitive Orders!

 

[Tinker Grey]

Eat up on those crayons, I just cut the school lunch program!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Right, so just bring this over to Trump Tower when you turn 18 and we'll get it on.

 

[angelo]

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"This here is my tax returns!"

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Bingo, I win! I win again. I am just the best, aren't I? Say it with me kids, "Donald J Trump is the best at Bingo. Fabulous."