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Washington' s ill fated attempt to find a north west passage to California.
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Washington' s ill fated attempt to find a north west passage to California.
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The real Titanic.
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Pretty sure this qualifies as a painting, which is not kosher for this contest. Nonetheless it certainly evokes lots of possible captions.
"I'll just stand here all casual like, so nobody can tell I'm the leader and try to snipe me."
"Paddle faster! Those guys with the horses are about to get back in front of us, and you guys surely remember how that smelled."
"I'll just stand here all casual like, so nobody can tell I'm the leader and try to snipe me."
"Paddle faster! Those guys with the horses are about to get back in front of us, and you guys surely remember how that smelled."
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Yeah, sure, George could make it because he didn't have any leaks. Why do I have all the leaks? Sad...
Yeah, sure, George could make it because he didn't have any leaks. Why do I have all the leaks? Sad...
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"Holy crap, every time the General farts it takes two of us to keep the flag from getting blown all the way back to England."
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Washington to himself: "Egads, mine wooden teeth are chattering up the most odious of tempests. Wouldst an all merciful god verily countenance such suffering? Nay, forsooth. Alas, I long for the day when a leader might profess as much in the public square. FML."
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Oops. I knew the canvas had been manipulated, but thought that, since it hadn't been manipulated with Photoshop ...
Ah, well.
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Thanks!
Let's see where these go...
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Let's see where these go...
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"Dammit. Where are my glasses?"
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I'm calling this early.
ZiprHead is the WINNER.
ZiprHead is the WINNER.
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The precursor to the beer hat.
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A real coke head!
A real coke head!
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I'm not convinced she's a natural blonde -- I think her hair came out of a bottle.
I'm not convinced she's a natural blonde -- I think her hair came out of a bottle.
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Wow, I've seen frizzy hair, but I've never seen hair get fizzy before.
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When your mom is a meth head
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When your mom is a meth head.
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When your mom is a meth head.
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I like this one best. Take it away, G.
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Thanks mate.
Try this.
Try this.