Caption Contest

[angelo]

My hands are clean, see!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yo, Donnie, check out *these* hands!

Take it jonatha.

 

[jonatha]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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John wasn't the most discrete voyeur.

 

[daws77]

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John wasn't the most discrete voyeur.

David's, dream of jumping his truck over 10 houses ended badly.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Hulk, Smash. Dodge, Ram.

 

[Elixir]

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Fred and Lois thought the Jack-in-the-Box commercial was fiction, until Jack showed up in their living room.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno."

 

[Thomas II]

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Yep! That's a 4.56 launch!...

 

[Jayjay]

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How to build a garage in less than 5 minutes.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

In 500 ft, turn right, suddenly accelerate, and ram into home.


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[Wiploc]

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"One does not just walk into Tudor."

 

[jonatha]

A number of fine ones, but Jimmy Higgins' first (about the discreet voyeur) wins.

P.S. If the mobile home had been even vaguely Tudoresque Wiploc would have won easily...

 

[angelo]

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Well out of contest, but i can't resist!
Peekaboo I do love you!

 

[Atheos]

Out of contest

I couldn't either.

Does it have a Hemi?


...Sweet!

 

[gmbteach]

I couldn't either.

Does it have a Hemi?


...Sweet!

I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque!

 

[Thomas II]

More than 24 hours. Next picture...

 

[Jayjay]

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This is why I don't eat spaghetti.

 

[ZiprHead]

More than 24 hours. Next picture...

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SpaghettiMan was far from the greatest super hero.

 

[jonatha]

Anthony Scaramucci, October 1, 2017