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Cop: "Here, hold my beer. Watch this."
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"Them's some huuuuge titties!"
Cop: "Here, hold my beer. Watch this."
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"Them's some huuuuge titties!"
Thomas II
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out of contest
Tigers!
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Cop: It's been a long time since you last tried to a bribe a copper now, isn't it mate?
Cop: It's been a long time since you last tried to a bribe a copper now, isn't it mate?
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You did WHAT?
Atheos
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Tigers! gets my nod as the winner on my side. Ziprhead's "Huuuuuuuge Titties" caption comes in with a (dis)honorable 2nd. I always appreciates the bouncy tatas. One of yez post something!
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I'll let Tigers! take this one.
Thomas II
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Out of contest
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Chris Tucker: No, I just lost my train of thought...
Woman in pink to her husband: (sotto voce) You were checking her tits too, uh? I saw you...
Her husband: (Deer in the headlights)
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Chris Tucker: No, I just lost my train of thought...
Woman in pink to her husband: (sotto voce) You were checking her tits too, uh? I saw you...
Her husband: (Deer in the headlights)
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Since Tigers! hasn't shown up, I'll post.
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It's life Jim, but not as we know it!
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I really need to check in more often. I am missing far too many victories.
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The sailors in Master & Commander would loved to have have that much room when they slept.
Where do I hang my clothes?
That duty free shop really needs to increase their range of sleeping attire.
I wanted cell 666.
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Narrator: "There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is in the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone..."
Narrator: "There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is in the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone..."
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Community broadcast comercial:
Citizen no. 3057 was happy she got the new family home centre with the new colour scheme for this year 2084. She says " Yes there are plenty of buttons to press for the infants in the cubicles"
Don't spend all your digi-credits till you've come to us!
Citizen no. 3057 was happy she got the new family home centre with the new colour scheme for this year 2084. She says " Yes there are plenty of buttons to press for the infants in the cubicles"
Don't spend all your digi-credits till you've come to us!
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Photographer: "Mrs Wang, if you could please cross your legs before I take this picture that would be great."
Photographer: "Mrs Wang, if you could please cross your legs before I take this picture that would be great."
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The new Megamat machines make it no longer necessary to wash yourself separately from your clothes.
The new Megamat machines make it no longer necessary to wash yourself separately from your clothes.
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Sorry for the delay. Just got back into town a little while ago.
This is the winner.
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If the south had won, today, there would be slave vending machines.
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Everyone, HANDS UP! This is a stickup!