Caption Contest

[Elixir]

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Fuck you and your stupid lists!

Winner!

Thanks!!
Caption this:

 

[jonatha]

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Fluffy's stuffed dog attire was the envy of the neighborhood.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Whaa?

 

[none]

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That's not a cavity that is a CAT!!

 

[ruby sparks]

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No, that is not what I meant when I said I wanted you to give me head.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Dog slobber makes my fur so lustrous."

 

[Kilgore Trout]

"Cat lives matter! Cat lives matter!"

 

[blastula]

Get him the roast beef now! He'll do it!

 

[gmbteach]

Cat: it started out as a small pimple.

 

[Thomas II]

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Granny: I said spit him out!...

 

[Elixir]

Cat: it started out as a small pimple.

WINNER - made me Lol. Take it, G!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

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Late entry...

Eating pussy.

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks.

Christmas and pets seems like a good theme. Try this one:

 

[none]

Thanks.

Christmas and pets seems like a good theme. Try this one:

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I did it, but didn't want to

 

[ruby sparks]

Thanks.

Christmas and pets seems like a good theme. Try this one:

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Sadly, no one guessed that the answer to fido's Christmas charades poser was, 'George Washington'.

 

[blastula]

Not much, I just had a good pee on that freshly cut tree. You?

 

[Elixir]

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Mom... The cat did it. But I ate all the red balls, and now I don't feel so good.

 

[Wiploc]

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"Old Yeller wouldn't have done that."

or

"Blah blah, Ginger, blah blah, Ginger,
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Ginger,
blah blah blah blah blah."

 

[ZiprHead]

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"I thought I saw a squirrel."

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ok, you’re going to call me crazy but this dude in a red suit tried to sneak in through the chimney, so I had kick his ass