Caption Contest

[Wiploc]

"It's lies. It's all democratic lies. I never conspired with the dark chocolate bunnies. I never even met with them."

 

[blastula]

"It's lies. It's all democratic lies. I never conspired with the dark chocolate bunnies. I never even met with them."

Winner!

 

[Wiploc]

Why, thank you.

Here's a twofer:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

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Damn it, where's my car?

 

[angelo]

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What are we protesting about again?

 

[Thomas II]

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A Dinka dee, a Dinka doooo...

 

[Tigers!]

Why, thank you.

Here's a twofer:



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Dad said to find the cattle without tips on their horns.
Stupid dad.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I'll take ... that one there. A ribeye with baked potato for me and a sirloin with garden salad for my wife.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

John realized that this was the absolutely worst place to be during mating season.

 

[Wiploc]

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Damn it, where's my car?

Winner!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

W00t!

 

[Thomas II]

W00t!

Pilot to copilot: Dude, where's my car?

 

[ZiprHead]

World's Greatest Key Party!

 

[jonatha]

What happens when you give 2747 sheep car keys and one sheepdog Captain's stripes.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

What happens when you give 2747 sheep car keys and one sheepdog Captain's stripes.

Brilliant! The winner.

 

[jonatha]

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

After months of research, New Jersey journalists determined that the Christie family did not actually take advantage of a state-closed beach, but had simply never been able to leave.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

NEW YORK, NY —- Underarmor shares dropped 21% after this pic was used in a Caption Contest thread on a web board. Representatives of the company did not have any comments regarding the recent drop. The winning caption was “Battle of the Bulge”.

 

[Thomas II]

After months of research, New Jersey journalists determined that the Christie family did not actually take advantage of a state-closed beach, but had simply never been able to leave.

 

[Tigers!]

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Always takes at least 2 ladies to get a bloke out of trouble.