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Rapper's delight
Thomas II
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Thomas II
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Guys, make yourselves comfortable...I think I have a sandwich around here somewhere...
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Oh god, I don't think the Tartare de Filet de Boeuf is agreeing me guys.
OK, he's been retching for the last twenty minutes. Clearly, the leftover food from this pile of garbage is no good and we should try to get something from the one down the block.
angelo
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" I'm sure I lost that Viagra tablet around here somewhere!"
" I'm sure I lost that Viagra tablet around here somewhere!"
ruby sparks
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Hilary, Barack and Bernie had been tailing Donald for weeks until they finally saw their chance and moved in for the kill.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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ruby sparks
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Thanks. 
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Donald Trump's ongoing trade war with China has caused the price of toilet paper to skyrocket.
Thomas II
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Jimmy Higgins
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What happens when teens abuse Tide Pods.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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After receiving barely a dime in donations for playing the accordion in the subway, Jenna decided to up her game.
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Worst strip club ever.
ruby sparks
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Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Thank you!
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...and his balls were so firm and large, I just couldn't resist them.
Jobar
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Thank you!
God told me that all fortune-tellers are doomed to Hell, but then he gave me this invisible crystal ball...