Thomas II
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And the Lord spoketh unto him, "Turn thy head and cough!"; and he did, and it was good.
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And the Lord spoketh unto him, "Turn thy head and cough!"; and he did, and it was good.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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And the Lord spoketh unto him, "Turn thy head and cough!"; and he did, and it was good.
I am partial to biblical scripture.
Winner.
Thomas II
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Thanks! Two for the weekend!
Atheos
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Great. Peter Parker gets spider powers. Scott Summers gets lazer-beam eyes. All I got is the ability to turn hot chicks gay with a single pickup line.
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Ya... so ... does this mean you’re paying for your half of dinner?
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I knew I should have just gotten drunk at home. I cannot deal with other people’s bullshit today.
Ya... so ... does this mean you’re paying for your half of dinner?
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I knew I should have just gotten drunk at home. I cannot deal with other people’s bullshit today.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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shit happens
ruby sparks
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'Ok whatever happens next, under no circumstances am I going to pinch myself'.
ruby sparks
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After the fatal crash, jim's ghost decided there was no longer any point in staying off the booze and cigarettes for health reasons.
After the fatal crash, jim's ghost decided there was no longer any point in staying off the booze and cigarettes for health reasons.
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Cindy, does this mean our wedding is off?
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Hey! You said you lost your tongue in an accident.
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The critics' consensus was that the new Chucky movie where he'd grown up and joined the PTA had kind of lost the spark of the original.
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The Ginsu Rifle. Just because you have to cut up an invading liberal army doesn’t have to mean you can no longer slice tomatoes.
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Is that a spanner in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?