Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Alt-Right-Luv.Com

Meet the women who find your views compelling and not repelling.

 

[jonatha]

Let's see what our resident clowns can come up with this one:

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Heeere's Johnny!

 

[gmbteach]

Nooo! I am NOT fucking pregnant!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Look, I'm sorry, but you're clearly not a bikini model who's just turned 18. While I'm sure we'll still have a lovely dinner, I am going to have to insist that we split the check.

 

[angelo]

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"I'm innocent of all murder charges. Take a close look, is this the face of a killer?"

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Angelo wins!

 

[angelo]

Thank you thank you.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Is this the train back to the 16th century?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Eagleman inadvertently exposed his secret identity to the public when he wore the wrong suit to his day job at the office.

 

[ZiprHead]

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I don't think I thoroughly thought this costume through.

 

[Thomas II]

Mexican sacrificial guy arrives in Moscow for the finals...

 

[Atheos]

"Someday," Vrock thought to himself, "I must stop making witch-doctor house calls."

 

[blastula]

"Why am I always surrounded by all the weirdos in the subway?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Knowing the bird was fully aroused, he realized it'd be best to just wait it out than risk seriously claw related injuries.

 

[angelo]

"Someday," Vrock thought to himself, "I must stop making witch-doctor house calls."

Winner. Take it Atheos.

 

[Atheos]

Well aren't we just playing "Keep Away."

 

[angelo]

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Jesse was a virgin until he met Brenda.

 

[Elixir]

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Tattoo school is brutal. You screw up one name, and they make you write it 500 times.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

And Frank never accidentally screamed out his old girlfriend's name during sex again.

 

[fromderinside]

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I stiffed Brenda for the trick. Her pimp found me.