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- Thread starter Thomas II
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So you called because you couldn't understand why your machine wasn't getting any traction?
I think I can see the problem...
So you called because you couldn't understand why your machine wasn't getting any traction?
I think I can see the problem...
Jimmy Higgins
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Person 1: So umm... do you think we should be standing here?
Person 2: Hey man, I'm the one who put it there like that in the first place. I'm hardly the one you should be asking about safety.
Person 2: Hey man, I'm the one who put it there like that in the first place. I'm hardly the one you should be asking about safety.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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_______________________
YOU MUST BE WILLING
TO DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE
NEVER DONE BEFORE
TO GET
TO WHERE YOU HAVE
NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
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YOU MUST BE WILLING
TO DO SOMETHING YOU HAVE
NEVER DONE BEFORE
TO GET
TO WHERE YOU HAVE
NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
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Atheos
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WINNER!
Don2's inspirational post brings humor along with a rarely-seen (in this thread) bit of motivational panache. Don2 wins this round.
Don2's inspirational post brings humor along with a rarely-seen (in this thread) bit of motivational panache. Don2 wins this round.
Don2 (Don1 Revised)
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Thank you!
Jimmy Higgins
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OHHHHH!!!! When you said to get in the dozer and push the earth, I thought you meant push The Earth.
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OHHHHH!!!! When you said to get in the dozer and push the earth, I thought you meant push The Earth.
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That isn't even remotely within the rules. You better change it before Thomas II sees it. We haven't heard from Wiploc or Athena in a while.
Thank you!
And, as you can clearly see here, the reason that Jenny Malloy wouldn't go to the prom with me was because Deep State operatives blackmailed her in retaliation for what I'm exposing about them on my blog. Her bullshit excuse about how she said no because "I hadn't showered in at least a week" or whatever crap they forced her to say was completely made up.
The girl is actually totally into me.
Where's Waldo?
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Finally! A map of how a woman’s mind works during an argument and why men can never win!
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Alex Jones brain scan.
Jimmy Higgins
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Still easier to follow than the Terms and Conditions.
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Winner! However, since just like Donald Trump I did not follow the rules, both this round (and the Trump Presidency) will be anulled. ... ... in 30 years after the Supreme Court gets to it. In the mean time, post away Jimmy!
angelo
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Out of contest.
My wife's shopping list!
Jimmy Higgins
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