Caption Contest

[Elixir]

Fucking moron! Ya don't use a goddam Sharpie on a tablet!

Winner! Take it away, Elixir!

Thank you!
Caption this:

 

[jonatha]

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Myrrh?

I ordered catnip...

 

[Atheos]

So Joseph and Mary fled to Egypt. They just had to make one little adjustment...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

It's about fucking time you two-legged freaks got this story right.

 

[blastula]

Whiskers Christ, the Son of the Most High Ceiling Cat. You forgive Him, for He forgives no one.

 

[ZiprHead]

I don't get what was so special about that kid. Tasted like chicken just like all the others.

 

[Thomas II]

Jesus Kitty saves your nine lives

 

[angelo]

What an idiot. He actually believes the tale of being impregnated by a ghost!

 

[Elixir]

So Joseph and Mary fled to Egypt. They just had to make one little adjustment...

WINNER!
Take it away, Atheos.

 

[Atheos]

Wow, both caption contests on the same round. Go me!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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"...til Birnam wood shall come to Dunsinane."

 

[Wiploc]

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"...til Birnam wood shall come to Dunsinane."

 

[angelo]

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Honey, I've shrunk the Xmas tree.

 

[Thomas II]

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"...til Birnam wood shall come to Dunsinane."

 

[Atheos]

Spikepipsqueak McWins!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thanks. I seem to be on a roll, lately, and I can't post pictures here anymore.

First in, best dressed again.

 

[Wiploc]

Okay, here's a fivefer.

I'd call the first one photoshopped, but I think I found it in the same thread as the others.

I purely love the last one.

 

[angelo]

Death becomes her! Or, Behead all those who offend the profit!

 

[Wiploc]

Angelo wins!

 

[angelo]

Thank's W. Have a go at this.