Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

Driving a car by the reins, that's easy.
Training a horse to the steering wheel? A little harder, but possible.
But training a horse to drive a car to the steering wheel commands? That, there, is the acme of skill.

 

[Mageth]

Moments before Martha and Irene discovered that the animatronic horse was, in fact, Fully Functional.

 

[Veritass]

Rita and Jane had to agree with the old adage: if you're not on the lead horse, the view never changes.

 

[hyzer]

Moxie, the one horse power car....

 

[Keith&Co.]

Moxie Soda's Show Car.
If the taste of Moxie Soda doesn't make you think of a 1935 Rolls Royce altered to hold half as many people and to handle like a riding lawn mower, we'll give you a full refund!

 

[gmbteach]

Ol' Joe never could get the hang on these new fangled machines, but he did try to keep up with the time.

 

[angelo]

Buck Rogers in the 19.5 century!

 

[gmbteach]

Buck Rogers in the 19.5 century!

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Okay, I can't decide either. It's a tie between Keith&Co and angelo. Take it away somebody!

 

[Keith&Co.]

 

[Veritass]

...and it's a four-way tie in the "Penis Origami" category...

 

[Thomas II]

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Dude, one more dutch oven and you're gonna get it, asshole!

 

[Atheos]

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Following up on the huge popularity of the Timberlake video, the Yacht club members attempted to produce "Dick In A Bow." Somehow it didn't have quite that same panache.

 

[Mageth]

This is my ribbon, this is my gun...
This is for cuttin', this is for fun!

 

[KeepTalking]

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“I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.”

"No tongues? Then what the fuck are we doing here?"

"Yeah, let's head back into the Yacht Club, those chicks sure look like they have tongues!"

 

[Keith&Co.]

Winner:

...and it's a four-way tie in the "Penis Origami" category...

 

[angelo]

Now i'm a little confused. Who's the winner Keith & Co right?

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Now i'm a little confused. Who's the winner Keith & Co right?

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Hey fellers, I think we've all been left at the alter!

 

[Veritass]

Sorry, no time this morning to find a pic. Someone please post the next one. Thanks.

 

[Thomas II]

Here we go...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

So for this summer, seven people in the county have been killed by the rash of tornadoes striking the area ... One moment, please ... I'm being told by my news room that it's actually eight people.

Who was the latest one? ... Oh ... I see.