Caption Contest

[AirPoh]

"I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast they can."

 

[blastula]

"We must build a wall to the keep the communist jihadis out and keep the Sophia Lorens in."

/pandering

 

[angelo]

If someone comes up with something else, take it. While we're waiting, how about Ill Duce!.

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The train was how late?!

Winner! Take it away JH.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks.

 

[Atheos]

*Sigh* the blind pig may get an acorn sometimes, but most of the time I just get a snoot full of dirt.

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks.

After the tragic rototiller accident, the search pig found no survivors.

 

[jonatha]

Dig me out of here! I can't tweet if I can't see my thumbs!

 

[ZiprHead]

Hey, the pigs are sprouting early this year.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Frigging drought. I get the world's most awesome mud pit and not a drop in weeks.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I’m so darn cute, I could shot someone on Fifth Avenue and people would still go ‘Awwwwwwwww.’

 

[WAB]

Alright. Now the snout matches the ears.

 

[blastula]

So what if I'm a brown noser?

 

[angelo]

Go bury your swill, it will be fun he said.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ken Ham enjoying his retirement.

Hey, the pigs are sprouting early this year.

Winner

 

[ZiprHead]

Whoo Hoo!

 

[AirPoh]

Whoo Hoo!

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No. We aren't playing fashion show.
Chip and Dale's odd jobs and cleaning.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

While everyone appreciated that they went out of their way to get a new and different theme for their band, calling themselves The Closet Boys did send a somewhat ambiguous message which people weren't sure how to react to.

 

[ZiprHead]

While everyone appreciated that they went out of their way to get a new and different theme for their band, calling themselves The Closet Boys did send a somewhat ambiguous message which people weren't sure how to react to.

Tom wins it.

Your turn.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[angelo]

We both give great head at a bargain price.