Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Haw, haw! Look over there... an Avenger... it's Hawkeye. Haw fucking haw! That's like the first time I've ever heard that one.

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Lots of great captions! WAB wins the day!

"...But you don't look like the one who'll collect it."

[film quote from famous spaghetti western]

 

[TV and credit cards]

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L.E. No one would have guessed Craig was holding a badminton racket.

 

[WAB]

Lots of great captions! WAB wins the day!

"...But you don't look like the one who'll collect it."

[film quote from famous spaghetti western]

That was Squinty Clint, of course, from The Good The Bad and the Ugly.



Thanks Atheos.

Now this:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Ok, when I told you to draw a penalty by head butting the guy, perhaps I should have been more clear.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Man, I don’t remember eating that!

 

[Thomas II]

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Tea time...

 

[none]

Lots of great captions! WAB wins the day!

"...But you don't look like the one who'll collect it."

[film quote from famous spaghetti western]

That was Squinty Clint, of course, from The Good The Bad and the Ugly.



Thanks Atheos.

Now this:

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two steps forward one step back

 

[mudlark]

Wow, I can see the Rockies from here!

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Now hold still as I lift my legs up. Your head should slip right it" - Page 58 of The History Of The Colonoscopy

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

The concussion would prove that Juan Balls of Steel Rodriguez had an accurate nickname.

 

[arnoldo]

"Congratulations, it's a boy"

 

[AirPoh]

The new zone defense is not working.
We're going to need a new colored card for this on.

 

[angelo]

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Geesus man! Have you shit yourself?

 

[jonatha]

The *football*. You head the *football*

 

[WAB]

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Tea time...

Tea time (as in teabagging, I presume?) wins. Your turn Thomas II.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

 

[Wiploc]

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"Ladies and gentleman, we are pleased to announce that tonight's entertainment is the Chippendales!"

or

"Ladies and gentleman, we are pleased to announce that this is ladies' night."

or, to borrow from, George of the Jungle (1997),

"What is it about chicks and horses?"

 

[angelo]

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Male thinking: " I think my ear drums are permanently damaged!"

 

[AirPoh]

Thanks!

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We see dead people!