Caption Contest

[jonatha]

Look what I found in your ear...

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Salvation through a suppository.

 

[Wiploc]

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The White Feather

 

[ZiprHead]

OOC: Put this under your tongue and in thirty minutes you'll be seeing god.

 

[bilby]

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Behold, the suppository of all wisdom. I got it from Tony Abbot.

 

[angelo]

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What do you mean we've only got one silver dollar left! You don't expect the innkeeper to put us all up for the night for a measly silver dollar do you?

 

[hyzer]

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Jebus: "One silver coin?! This is my coronavirus stimulus payment?" . . . . (mumbling to himself): "but signed by Claudius . . . "

 

[Elixir]

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"There's a cop coming down the block and you're camel's meter is expired. Here, let me help you out."

 

[Atheos]

Claim: Jesus walked on water and magically floated off into the sky!

Truth: Jesus was a street magician who did third rate coin tricks.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Yes, my child, the lesson is that the coin was actually behind your ear the whole time.

 

[ZiprHead]

Claim: Jesus walked on water and magically floated off into the sky!

Truth: Jesus was a street magician who did third rate coin tricks.

You're gonna smoke a turd in hell for that one. Winner!

 

[AirPoh]

Okay, continuing with the Jesus theme...

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Here's a dime. Call someone who cares.

 

[blastula]

Hey, you dropped this coin from your "30 pieces of silver" bag. Please pay it forward.

Disciples, learn the lesson well. That's what is called banking some good karma.

 

[Atheos]

Next up:

 

[hyzer]

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Guy with the pig: "You are going to ticket me for walking my pig in cut-off overalls! What are you? The fashion police?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Look, I can see you moving your eyes looking at things. We know that isn't a seeing eye hog!

I wasn't calling you a pig... can't you tell I'm walking one right now?!

 

[jonatha]

Whaddya mean he was double porked?

 

[blastula]

Polizia: Let go of de leasha. I cano-not oondoistand a ting you'rrre saying without seeing yourrr ands-a.

 

[bilby]

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Look, the caller said he wanted the pigs. The 911 dispatcher wasn't sure, so he sent us both. How should I know which of us has jurisdiction?

 

[angelo]

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" Where in the Constitution does it say I can't walk my pig?"