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Keith&Co. said:
The Soviet response to Reagan's attempt to push an anti-nuclear-missile weapon system through Congress (called 'Star Wars' by many in the press) received an enthusiastic, if confused, response from the populace.
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"Okay, turn left at the next corner."
"The one with the hookers on it?"
"Yes, you... How do you know they're hookers?"
"I go to school with two of them."
 
Driver: Hey Dr. Octopus, watch where you put that hand.

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Umm... you really shouldn't be driving in the middle of the road like this.
 
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OK, you ran a red light, couldn't parallel park and hit a mailbox trying to turn ... but do you see that woman up there? That's my ex-wife. If you "accidentally" run into her, I'll say that you passed the driving test and you can get your licence.
 
When his father started telling him to watch out for the pink elephant, Matt was pretty certain his father was tripping.


Alright, pull up over there and I'll grab the gun.
 
Okay lets see. How's your day of initiation into becoming a man is going? We've done the shaving bit, the talk bit, the driving bit, all that's left is the drinking and hookers... Turn left here for my favourite pub.
 
While they all made me LOL (which frightened my boss), this one makes me uncomfortable in strange ways...

KeepTalking said:
"Always forward, never straight. You seem tense, just relax. Eyes on the road, never mind what I'm doing. I'm just going to rub your back a bit. How does that feel? Do you like gladiator movies, Timmy?"
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Wow, look at that creepy guy dancing with a human woman. That's not very Japanese of him.
 
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