Caption Contest

[Bomb#20]

I laughed so hard my tears ran out my antlers!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

While the water effects before the mating fight and the giant explosion afterwards certainly looked cool, the damage to the ecosystem was extensive enough that National Geographic decided not to hire John Woo for any more nature documentaries.

 

[ruby sparks]

Redacted stills from illegal Moose squirt-porn video have been released by investigating authorities.

 

[hyzer]

The Winner!

Redacted stills from illegal Moose squirt-porn video have been released by investigating authorities.

 

[ruby sparks]

Many thanks.



Culled from another thread here. Not photoshopped, as far as I know?

 

[Tigers!]

Many thanks.

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Culled from another thread here. Not photoshopped, as far as I know?

Just waiting for my ride to arrive.

He'll get the point eventually.

No, its boring here. What about where you are?

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Hey, Uber. I need to cancel. I've got a Lyft coming."

 

[mudlark]

"Can you hear me now?"

 

[Tom Sawyer]

No, I don't regret doing it and karma isn't a real thing. I have nothing to worry about.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I tell yeah, this day has been so awful, I can't imagine how it could get any worse.

What?! I can't hear you... there are a bunch of people yelling and shouting!

Bull: Socks with sandals? I don't fucking think so!

Hello? Yes, this is Donald Trump Jr.

What do you mean I'm about to become a meme?

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

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"Trinity, I need a back door. They're onto me."

 

[ruby sparks]

No, I don't regret doing it and karma isn't a real thing. I have nothing to worry about.

Oh that was difficult. So many of them made me laugh.

But I have to pick one, so.....Tom, you're up next.

Thank you to everyone else for giving me a chuckle.

 

[TV and credit cards]

While you’re waiting.

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“No. No. I’m not driving and talking on the phone at the same time. Geez ma. Give me some credit.”

—or—

“Dude, if you enter “Bullring” instead of “Bullring Drive” into Google Maps, two totally different places.”

 

[Atheos]

You had your chance, Tom...

Let's fire this thread back up. Have a seat and think of a good caption for this one...

 

[ZiprHead]

Free Chairs

Please Take From The Top

 

[Keith&Co.]

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The Alley Theater: Free admission! Seats 2,187! Arrive early to get the good seats...

 

[jonatha]

Gesundheit

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Going with Keith's theater spin. Rep to follow.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Great.

Now,

 

[ZiprHead]

Great.

Now,

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(Little girl, lower right) "My finger tastes better than this shit."