Caption Contest

[ruby sparks]

Melania trump signals that she too is back to her normal duties.

 

[hyzer]

Melania trump signals that she too is back to her normal duties.

I am going to call this one the Winner! The floor is yours Ruby!

 

[ruby sparks]

Ok. Thanks.

So.....

 

[Keith&Co.]

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The face you make when the Uber driver keeps calling you 'Daffy,' and you don't know why.

 

[mudlark]

"I told you, you damn stupid duck, Banks don't have grapes. But nooo you go in and shoot the place up."

 

[blastula]

Charlie: Our goose is really cooked this time.

Dave:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The systemic racism in this town is such bullshit. That chicken goes and crosses the road whenever it feels like heading over to the other side and nobody bats an eye, but as soon as we step out into the street, the fascist pigs arrest us for jaywalking.

Is there no justice in this world?

 

[Atheos]

It's like deja-vu all over again! That Atheos J. Freethinker sure has way too much free time on his hands, don't he?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hey look over there, I think they are captioning us again.

 

[ruby sparks]

It's like deja-vu all over again! That Atheos J. Freethinker sure has way too much free time on his hands, don't he?

I'll tell you what's worse. That's probably where I first got the image!!

Oh to be under 60 again.

 

[ruby sparks]

Ok, Tom Sawyer and mudlark joint winners for making me guffaw loudly.

Jimmy Higgins also joint winner for cleverness.

First to post....take it away (with a previously unused pic)......

I didn't even know ducks ate grapes. Lol. Do ducks eat grapes? It's even more surreally funny if they don't.

 

[WAB]

Ok. Thanks.

So.....


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Too late, and wrong thread:

Murder Most Fowl

 

[mudlark]

Ok, Tom Sawyer and mudlark joint winners for making me guffaw loudly.

Jimmy Higgins also joint winner for cleverness.

First to post....take it away (with a previously unused pic)......

I didn't even know ducks ate grapes. Lol. Do ducks eat grapes? It's even more surreally funny if they don't.

Ducks love grapes,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

 

[ruby sparks]

Ok, Tom Sawyer and mudlark joint winners for making me guffaw loudly.

Jimmy Higgins also joint winner for cleverness.

First to post....take it away (with a previously unused pic)......

I didn't even know ducks ate grapes. Lol. Do ducks eat grapes? It's even more surreally funny if they don't.

Ducks love grapes,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

I see! Lol.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, let's see if you guys can do better than the rest of the internet:

 

[Atheos]

... and just like that the Vice President now had twice the brainpower resting on his shoulders!

 

[ideologyhunter]

As Mike Pence slips into a coma, his immortal soul emerges and prepares to take wing.

 

[hyzer]

"Hey waiter! There's a fly in my debate."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

With little inside his skull, the fly's weight was causing Pence difficulties in holding his head upright.

 

[Atheos]

(Fly) Damnit, I left a perfectly good roll of dog shit to fly here, lured by the unmistakable aroma of fresh bullshit. I hate election season.