Caption Contest

[Atheos]

Call me 'Festus' one more time, muthafuka. Say 'Festus' one more time!

 

[starwater]

Thanks, lets go with this.
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You want a piece of me?!

 

[TV and credit cards]

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Where is pancakes?

 

[blastula]

"Four legs good, two legs better."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Excuse me but your kid has been pooping on my lawn.

 

[Wiploc]

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"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[mudlark]

Excuse me but your kid has been pooping on my lawn.

Jimmy wins this one.

 

[Wiploc]

[Out of contest]

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"I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thank you.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The moment when you realize that your ice sculpture love doll isn't going to be a long term relationship.

 

[jonatha]

OK Captain Smith. It's safe to proceed now.

 

[ZiprHead]

Looks photoshopped to me.

 

[jonatha]

https://m.rediff.com/news/report/pix-the-odd-odd-world-we-live-in/20200129.htm

 

[ZiprHead]

Okay...

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"The martini I'm going to make will put James Bond to shame."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Iceman always had a hard time hiding erections.

Meanwhile in Japan... Japan being Japan.

Looks photoshopped to me.

That's fair... it is either photoshopped... or it is from Japan. In this case, the later.

 

[SLD]

Thank you.

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I'm the burning bush, I'm the burning fire
I'm the bleeding volcano
I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold

 

[mudlark]

Yep, Ken fell for the stick your tongue to the frozen flagpole joke too. And now.....

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Yeah this wins like Ice, Ice, Baby.

The moment when you realize that your ice sculpture love doll isn't going to be a long term relationship.

Okay, maybe the sarcasm could be a little confusing there. Tom Sawyer did win.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Although it came later in life for him, even Santa suffered a mid-life crisis.