Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

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"My smolder is better than The Rock's."

 

[fromderinside]

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Evidently Camilla isn't the only one who can eat an apple through a chain link fence.

Perfect. Even wrong Kamala!

Winner

Show us what you've got spikepipsqueak.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Thank you. Camilla is an English reference. I've never seen Kamala.

I'd like to throw this open to first-to-post.

 

[ZiprHead]

I'll give it a go...

 

[Tigers!]

There's a bear in there.

When I ask for a grizzly size tent then that is what I want. Not a damn human size.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

I'll give it a go...

Thanks, Zip

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Does my bum look big in this?

Do you think this hat is excessive for the Melbourne Cup?

 

[SLD]

I'll give it a go...

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Hello! My name is elder Price and I would like to share with you this most amazing book!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Oh, I hate it when they are hollow.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

All the residents of Jellystone Park agreed - Yogi Bear was the worst hide and seek player they'd ever met.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Suffering greatly from his electoral loss, a feral Donald Trump is seen here rummaging through a tent at a national park.

 

[Atheos]

Don't be alarmed, I can bearly get my head in here. I guess it scared you but that was never my in tent.

 

[blastula]

"I love these things! Soft on the outside and a chewy center!"

/farside

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ohhhhhh, Kate Moss? Looks like I’ll just be hungry again in an hour.

 

[WAB]

I'll give it a go...

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Black? Fight back.
Brown? Lie down.
White? Good night.






Nature. *raspberry*

Hey nature,

 

[Elixir]

 

[ZiprHead]

Hello! My name is elder Price and I would like to share with you this most amazing book!

The first one was the best one. Kate Moss runner up.

All yours, SLD.

 

[TV and credit cards]

So, I'm like, Honey, I'm not in to the whole momma bear baby bear thing. And she's like, were you thinking that last June when you were all up on my hindquarters? Seriously? Is she kidding me? Old girl was literally backing up into my junk. I mean, what do you think? Come on people. Can I get some feedback here?

 

[ZiprHead]

"Mmmmm, people in sleeping bags. Taco Tuesday!!!"

 

[SLD]

 

[ZiprHead]

When the bullshit in your veins overflows and starts leaking out of your head,,,