Caption Contest

[Wiploc]

Bad Santa

 

[ZiprHead]

Have a Stratocaster Christmas, It's the best time of the year.

 

[fromderinside]

What? I'm supposed to be where, doing what?

Oh shit!

Moral. Never assign a long lead job to an old man from Bavaria.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Have a Stratocaster Christmas, It's the best time of the year.

Winner! Take it away, Ziprhead!

 

[ZiprHead]

Keeping in the holiday spirit.

 

[none]

Keeping in the holiday spirit.

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the come from all over I guess

 

[fromderinside]

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No Balls Light Show

 

[Elixir]

Jolly old Saint Dick?

 

[ZiprHead]

Jolly old Saint Dick?

Elixir wins it.

 

[TV and credit cards]

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Christian Academy reassess Life Skills class after student volunteers decorate plaza.

 

[Elixir]

Thank you!
Caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

The Beatles are safe.

 

[WAB]

White Sabbath

 

[Atheos]

Each year it was the same thing: A grueling test of olfactory assault they called "Last Man Playing." They would load up with a serving of Cream of Garlic soup, then sing songs with as many H's in them as possible in an effort to asphyxiate the other band members.

Nobody ever seemed to figure out why Johnny (on drums) always ended up being declared the winner.

 

[ZiprHead]

The Ramones - The Early Years

 

[Elixir]

White Sabbath

Yeah, that’s it. WINNER!

 

[WAB]

White Sabbath

Yeah, that’s it. WINNER!

Can't do pic on this device. Take it awayyyyyyyyyyyy..........?

 

[Atheos]

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Here lies Clifford, the big red dog. While his master made a fortune in the comic strip industry, Clifford himself was abandoned in the mountains of Colorado. Lacking survival skills most wild dogs acquire, he starved to death and died on the top of this mountain. His last words are said to be 'To catch the squirrel, you must become the squirrel"'

 

[hyzer]

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Get I get a vote of non-photo-shop? Looks too good to me.