Caption Contest

[mudlark]

I touched the butt.

 

[Tigers!]

Damn. When Noah said it wanted to build a big boat and then float it I thought it was kidding.


We can ship better at night since the Suez have been cleared.

 

[Tigers!]

In the absence of Tom I will restart this thread

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Hey, Sid. Check out the knockers on that babe on the left."

"Yeah, Phil. They're ginor... Un, oh. I think they caught us looking."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

They weren’t kidding, those guys definitely let themselves go during the pandemic.

 

[none]

In the absence of Tom I will restart this thread

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I'll take an ass, please

 

[Tigers!]

They weren’t kidding, those guys definitely let themselves go during the pandemic.

Jimmy wins with the politically correct answer.

Hit us with your best shot.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks. How's about some GaetzGate?

 

[none]

Thanks. How's about some GaetzGate?

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venmo, when you have class

 

[jonatha]

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Y'all got any younger sisters?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Smile and say statutory.

 

[Wiploc]

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"Have you heard the one about the chicken who crossed the road?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Thanks. How's about some GaetzGate?

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venmo, when you have class

Winner.

 

[none]

 

[SLD]

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Look bitch, I’m through begging.

 

[ZiprHead]

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"Your hat is ugly and your lap is boney."

 

[Atheos]

Tammy finally came to realize she had a halitosis problem when Rover started desperately trying to get fresh air.

 

[Elixir]

No, lady, that's NOT what "cocker spaniel" means!"

 

[ZiprHead]

Doggo deep throat.

 

[TV and credit cards]

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That’s not lipstick... Oh what the hell. Sure lady. Go ahead.