Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

Pa: Hey boy, look at that squirrel eating there corn.
Boy: Well golly. If we put him in the microwave, with popcorn shoot from his mouth?
Pa: Well, only one way to find out.

 

[gmbteach]

Needs butter and seasoning IMO!

 

[Gospel]

Increase my storage capacity in Jesus' name! Amen!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Spit or swallow?

Winner

 

[Thomas II]

Moving this along...Caption this...

 

[ZiprHead]

"My god, your boobs are fanatastic! I just want to grab 'em and..."

 

[Thomas II]

ZiprHead wins!

 

[ZiprHead]

Okay. Let's try this one.

 

[Elixir]

“Pull my finger!”

 

[Thomas II]

Okay. Let's try this one.
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Is that a baguette in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

 

[ZiprHead]

“Pull my finger!”

Winner @Elixir

 

[Elixir]

Thanks!
Caption THIS!

 

[Wiploc]

Thanks!
Caption THIS!

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You're doing it wrong.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

No fucking way you two are getting raptured but we aren't!

 

[Thomas II]

Favoritism...

 

[ZiprHead]

The Toddler Toss championship this year got quite heated in the final moments of the match.

 

[gmbteach]

woman - sheesh - did you have to give me the dud one!

 

[Gospel]

It was at this moment that she knew. She fucked up

 

[Elixir]

The Toddler Toss championship this year got quite heated in the final moments of the match.

WINNER @ZiprHead !

 

[hyzer]

I guarantee you that after it’s all over this was somehow his fault