Caption Contest

[hyzer]

Just three minutes after posting this image to her Facebook page shaming her son for opening the zipper on the family’s three-person beanbag chair Mrs Lorna Dunne died of a massive static electricity shock when she touched her son while standing on the same wool carpet….

 

[hyzer]

But Mommy, we were just playing “Dr Pimple Popper”……

 

[ZiprHead]

As the pustules on the host opened they leave thé existing host in search of another host.

But Mommy, we were just playing “Dr Pimple Popper”……

Eewwww to both of them. Winners. First to post...

 

[Thomas II]

Moving this along...

 

[SLD]

Moving this along...

Oh, your highness! You make my nipples hard.

 

[Elixir]

“Can you believe these sleeves? In the old days we’d have had the tailor’s head!”

 

[Thomas II]

Moving this along...

Oh, your highness! You make my nipples hard.

WINNER!!

 

[SLD]

ok!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

On the next Law & Order - Dumb and Dumber.

 

[jonatha]

"Here's my Star of David to prove I'm Jewish"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

If someone can top that, it'll be quite something.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Respect my authoritah!"

 

[Thomas II]

"Respect my authoritah!"

 

[Tigers!]

ok!

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See this shiny badge? They don't give them to just anyone you know.

 

[blastula]

"This is the badge I wore during my 25 years of exemplary service as a decorated FBI agent. And I can say this emphatically, because we all know it doesn't matter what I say or do."

 

[hyzer]

"Badges? Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

And I got this out of the pink elephant because I turned my homework on time in 3rd grade.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Walker, Texas Ranger"

 

[SLD]

"Respect my authoritah!"

Lots of good ones. Someone had to be a winner. Take it away!

 

[ZiprHead]

Give this one a go...