Caption Contest

[ZiprHead]

"Over here! I'll have three tacos with rice and beans."

 

[SLD]

Treble! Thanks.

Knowing conviction isn't too far down the road in multiple trials and victory in November seems unlikely, Donald Trump starts endearing himself to people on the other side of the border to start his next run for President (of Mexico).

You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

 

[bilby]

Mr President, we must not allow a border-fence gap!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Mr President, we must not allow a border-fence gap!

Winner!

 

[bilby]

Thank you!
Caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

"Again, which end do I point to the target?"

 

[hyzer]

“I can shoot the United States with this?”

 

[Thomas II]

Does this one go pew pew pew or bang bang bang?

 

[bilby]

“I can shoot the United States with this?”

Winner!

 

[Wiploc]

Thank you!
Caption this:

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[OoC]

"Stick them with the pointy end?"

 

[hyzer]

Thanks!

 

[Elixir]

“It says you’ve got mail!”

 

[jonatha]

"Porn on an oscilloscope just isn't working for me..."

 

[ZiprHead]

"No, move Mario the other way."

 

[hyzer]

“It says you’ve got mail!”

The Winner! The thread is yours Elixir!

 

[Elixir]

Thanks! Try this:

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Cheech Marin regretted that Smokin' Wool was their weakest film.

After a while, people stopped noticing.

 

[ZiprHead]

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten those kielbasas."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Damn right-wing sheep and their rolling coal.

Meanwhile The Lord continued burning in the sign of a sheep and he didn't consume the sheep, yet no one noticed... and he was starting to get pissed off.

 

[Elixir]

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten those kielbasas."

Zipr for the WIN!