Caption Contest

[unapologetic]

winner of the Swamp Buggy Races, junior division.
 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swamp_buggy#Swamp_buggy_racing

 

[Tigers!]

I keep telling Dad he has to macadam the driveway.

 

[mudlark]

ZiprHead takes it

 

[ZiprHead]

Going with the mud theme...

 

[Elixir]

“It’ll wash off as soon as we paddle out… “

 

[Thomas II]

Asshole!

 

[blastula]

"They'll be so impressed when they see how big a splash this makes."

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Mark was pissed when he realized his nature photography image of a pickup truck playing in the wild was ruined by a pair of people photobombing his shot.

Or...

A: Should we slow down and cat call them?
B: No time, Tucker Carlson is going to be on in 5 minutes!

 

[mudlark]

"Surfs up! cowabunga!!"

 

[ZiprHead]

OOC: How are the waves breaking, broheim?

 

[Tigers!]

I've seen people washing cars but never cars wash people

 

[ZiprHead]

A: Should we slow down and cat call them?
B: No time, Tucker Carlson is going to be on in 5 minutes!

Winner.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

W00t!

...and then the tow company guy started laughing at me on the phone.

 

[ZiprHead]

Toyota's new hybrid land and water vehicle was a big hit with the surfer dudes.

 

[Tigers!]

Ripcurl's latest board still has some teething issues. Lack of flotation being the biggest.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Out of contest

Jamoke! Gino. This is not what nearshoring means.

 

[hyzer]

"Why? How to you fish?"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

"Why? How to you fish?"

Winner

 

[hyzer]

Thanks!

 

[jonatha]

Whaddya mean "kelp"?