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Now, what we TOLD Jack was that he'd be demonstrating the bear-proof camping toilet. What we should have said was that he'd be TESTING the bear-proof camping toilet. It's not certified for anything meaner than a mountain-goat just yet. Let's watch!
 
Thanks! Off we go...

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"And he saith unto them: Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men. And he showeth them a promotional video titled: Jesus H. Christ's best gay pick up lines. And lo, it was verily NSFW."
 
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But then a very drunk Moses parted the waters and the contestants fell to their deaths on the rocks below. "Schmucks," Moses giggled.
 
Oh shit, it's Jesusman! Pharisees... quick into the water!

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Too late, but needed to do one.

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Oh yeah, I can make them look down too, but I don't want to spill the drinks.
 
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That's when Bob realized that he might have misunderstood the assembly instructions.
 
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