Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

In response to banks not playing ball regarding refinancing mortgages with home owners strapped by the recession, Obama needed to use alternative methods of persuasion.

 

[Atheos]

You all laughed at me when I said I could build a mobile barbecue pit and humans would just walk right into it with the intelligence of a fly. Who's laughing now, bitches?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Hail Hydra! I mean, Hail Simba! I mean, i for one, welcome our new feline overlords...

 

[gmbteach]

Guys, can we just go? When they're raised in captivity like that, it seriously affects the quality of the meat. Let's find some free range ones.

WINNER!!!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go:

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If he is into men so much, maybe I should fess up and tell him about my operation

 

[Thomas II]

 

[angelo]

Oh yes, we encourage the men to be present during child birth now. Now, when you feel the next contraction you just let me know and you can hold his hand.

I never laughed so much. gmbteach you deserve some kind of an award for your caption!

 

[angelo]

What are you, some kind of nut job? She's my wife not my daughter!!

 

[bigfield]

"I don;t know why I bring him to the game -- he doesn't watch any of it.

 

[angelo]

Look dear, a flasher! And hey. I thought you said you had a bigger than average dick.

 

[gmbteach]

Oh yes, we encourage the men to be present during child birth now. Now, when you feel the next contraction you just let me know and you can hold his hand.

I never laughed so much. gmbteach you deserve some kind of an award for your caption!

Why, thank you kind Sir...

 

[KeepTalking]

Hey, buddy, can you check my Depends for me? I never trust a fart anymore.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Look dear, a flasher! And hey. I thought you said you had a bigger than average dick.

I'm not sure which figure is supposed to be saying this...

But it works either way.

 

[Keith&Co.]

What? No, I can sit here. No, they're getting me musical accompaniment, like on the Tonight Show. People to sit in the board room or at the party, playing music for me. Yeah, on the radio, A Band for Life. I hope they do jazz.

 

[Nonsupernaturalist]

Oh yes, we encourage the men to be present during child birth now. Now, when you feel the next contraction you just let me know and you can hold his hand.

I never laughed so much. gmbteach you deserve some kind of an award for your caption!

Why, thank you kind Sir...

And on top of that, you should receive 100 extra credit points for using a still from Derek! Awesome.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

What do you by "does she love me long time"?

 

[angelo]

Will someone please pick the damn winnah already!

 

[Keith&Co.]

Will someone please pick the damn winnah already!

I don't get this caption. Aren't basketball games, don't they go by the score?

 

[Thomas II]

Will someone please pick the damn winnah already!

Where is Tom Sawyer?