Caption Contest

[Thomas II]

WINNERS We have a tie!

Security at the Air Force test range was tragically lax.

And some days, the people of the Asterisk taunt the giant, daring him to edit the footnote, and themselves along with it.

Whomever posts the nest picture takes it away!

 

[Keith&Co.]

 

[bigfield]

"So when we feel like take-out, we surface just of the coast from a McDonald's, and send one of the guys up in the midget sub. We had them retrofitted with wheels so he can go through drive-thru."
"You send the SEALs up to get take-out???"
"No, not the seals, sir; when we sent them up they shot everyone in the McDonald's parking-lot."

 

[PopeInTheWoods]

What's that dripping sound?!?

 

[angelo]

No sir. Those are just an air vents.

 

[Hickdive]

Well Chief, I don't know where you've hidden them or what you're getting for them but the next time I come into this compartment I expect to see ALL the Mk48s I signed for.

 

[bilby]

...and here we have the new stealth munitions. Well, no, of course you can't see them...

 

[Keith&Co.]

All very good, this one made me laugh the loudest:

Winner.

...and here we have the new stealth munitions. Well, no, of course you can't see them...

 

[bilby]

Woo-Hoo! Thank you very much...

Lets see what we can make of this:

 

[gmbteach]

Woo-Hoo! Thank you very much...

Lets see what we can make of this:

Oh yes, we encourage the men to be present during child birth now. Now, when you feel the next contraction you just let me know and you can hold his hand.

 

[bigfield]

Oh yes, we encourage the men to be present during child birth now. Now, when you feel the next contraction you just let me know and you can hold his hand.

 

[angelo]

You silly girl...........to keep a man from straying it takes lots and lots of blow jobs.

 

[Keith&Co.]

The best thing about hiring a lesbian prostitute to seduce Grace, George found, was watching the conversations. Grace was polite and likeable, and completely without a clue as to what a prostitute was. Or a lesbian. Or fisting.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Hey ... hey, nursie! Did you slip that roofie into her tea yet or not? My nap time's coming up, so I don't have all day here, you know!

 

[bilby]

Oh yes, we encourage the men to be present during child birth now. Now, when you feel the next contraction you just let me know and you can hold his hand.

Winner!!

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Bilby!!!

Here we go

 

[Hickdive]

Yeah, I know we can get in there to eat them but I was just gonna piss on them instead.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Many sign up for the 'immersive' safari experience. The lines are long.
No one ever notices, though, that no one ever comes back out...

 

[Thomas II]

Snarf?...Snarf?...What have you done to him?...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Guys, can we just go? When they're raised in captivity like that, it seriously affects the quality of the meat. Let's find some free range ones.