Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

I already found Jesus, he was hiding behind my couch.

Man, if I had the money, pay a guy to dress like Jesus and hang out at our house on the weekends until those people come by.

Yeah, I found him hiding in my shed. Here you can talk to him. Hey Jesus, do that trick with the water. Yeah, I'm saving a fortune on alcohol....

 

[unapologetic]

Thanks! Next picture...

"Must've been the inspiration for drawing the congressional districts."




[Disclaimer:
A cartoon exactly like this was 'January' on this year's calendar from the Union of Concerned Scientists.]

 

[ZiprHead]

See, says here, only butt stuff before marriage….

Hyzer wins it.

 

[hyzer]

Thanks!

 

[TomC]

Thanks Jesus for this lesson!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

You won't feel a thing when you fall off that swing...

 

[Elixir]

The highly magnetized child attracts the metallic swing, and is herself lifted off the ground toward it!

 

[ZiprHead]

The highly magnetized child attracts the metallic swing, and is herself lifted off the ground toward it!

Vaccines, right?

 

[ZiprHead]

I meant to do that.

 

[TV and credit cards]

I meant to do that.

Or
Hold my beer.

 

[ZiprHead]

I meant to do that.

Or
Hold my beer.

Yup. Better than mine.

 

[hyzer]

The highly magnetized child attracts the metallic swing, and is herself lifted off the ground toward it!

Vaccines, right?

I have to give the award to this one-two caption punch! Well done: Elixer and or Ziprhead you’re up!

 

[Elixir]

The highly magnetized child attracts the metallic swing, and is herself lifted off the ground toward it!

Vaccines, right?

I have to give the award to this one-two caption punch! Well done: Elixer and or Ziprhead you’re up!

All you, Zipr.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[TomC]

Enjoy it while you can boy.
Sorry, on behalf of the 20th century.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Too young, gonna need to throw it back.

 

[Elixir]

Give a kid a fish and he’ll eat you out of house and home. Use him for bait, and you’ll eat like a king!

 

[starwater]

Watch out for the seagulls, they might think that thing between your legs is a worm.

 

[ZiprHead]

Too young, gonna need to throw it back.

Sorry for taking so long. Winner!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Treble! Thanks.

Knowing conviction isn't too far down the road in multiple trials and victory in November seems unlikely, Donald Trump starts endearing himself to people on the other side of the border to start his next run for President (of Mexico).