Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

I get to shoot 5 bullets at you.

Our speed detection system has a 100% success rate at stopping you breaking the speed limit

 

[angelo]

No you idiot, it's not "give me five" it's the speed limit for this section of road!

 

[Thomas II]

This pro Russian insurgent was brought to you by the number FIVE...

 

[Keith&Co.]

So i waved and waved and finally threw a rock and got his attention.
I pointed out that the number was FIVE, but only FOUR bullets were visible.
Turns out, the number wasn't for that.
It was for how many of his friends get to beat on me for throwing a rock at him.

 

[angelo]

24 hours?

 

[gmbteach]

24 hours?

Photoshopped?

 

[Atheos]

24 hours?

Photoshopped?

Sure looks like it is.

 

[Thomas II]

Photoshopped.

How about...

 

[Keith&Co.]

We came, we saw, we learned what we could.
And then we went back to Lilliput, fully qualified Ninjas.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Feeling that far too many pets get buried in forgotten holes in back yards, the fishermen of Pan Deng Tu give their cats a Viking Funeral...

 

[Celldweller]

Photoshopped.

How about...

Not satisfied with their Verizon coverage, the samurai's of Ching-Tao province took a more honorable approach to text messaging.

 

[Atheos]

Christopher Columbus's revisionist history left out the part about encountering the giants and trading the ships and crews of the Roofus and Seymore for some magical beans. Turned out he got gypped. They were just ordinary beans after all, and not even very tasty.

 

[Veritass]

They worked long and hard on the models, but in the end, the boat parade was just junk, junk, junk, junk, junk.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Helen of Fresno.

She looked kind of ok under the right lighting. I guess it would be fine if we got her back.

 

[Thomas II]

TIE!

WINNERS:

Helen of Fresno.

She looked kind of ok under the right lighting. I guess it would be fine if we got her back.

Not satisfied with their Verizon coverage, the samurai's of Ching-Tao province took a more honorable approach to text messaging.

Whomever posts the next picture takes it away!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go

 

[Veritass]

"Oh, look, she has your eye...no, uh, she has your nose...no, uh, she has your hair....no, well, shit, Bill, I don't think she's yours."

 

[Thomas II]

Local foodies are all abuzz over the new atheist restaurant Bébé...

 

[Hickdive]

Five years later Jack would take out this photo and think fondly of the days when he could dine out somewhere that had a menu on the table and didn't have balloons and crayons.

 

[Keith&Co.]

It's my new diet! I take her everywhere and eat what she recommends. Or at least, i only get to eat whatever she tries to put in her mouth. And not the TYPE of stuff she eats... THE stuff.

You lose weight quick when all your food is covered by lint, drool or both.