Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

Five years later Jack would take out this photo and think fondly of the days when he could dine out somewhere that had a menu on the table and didn't have balloons and crayons.

I always love those tables that hvae been cleared in a 3-foot arc around the high chair (and the child with 2-foot long arms), while the parents' plates, all the condiments, silverware, drinks and the napkin dispenser crowd into 2-square feet of one corner.

 

[Hickdive]

Five years later Jack would take out this photo and think fondly of the days when he could dine out somewhere that had a menu on the table and didn't have balloons and crayons.

I always love those tables that hvae been cleared in a 3-foot arc around the high chair (and the child with 2-foot long arms), while the parents' plates, all the condiments, silverware, drinks and the napkin dispenser crowd into 2-square feet of one corner.

If you see that kind of thing, make suitably admiring noises, present the infant with one of these, and retreat;

 

[gmbteach]

Here we go

You have heard about the cafe for those people who love cats and can't own them? This is the advertisement for a restaurant for those people who are feeling a little clucky to help them decide if they want a kid or not.

 

[angelo]

Your daddy is not your daddy but your daddy don't know!

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Local foodies are all abuzz over the new atheist restaurant Bébé...

Winner! Especially relevant since that guy was a convicted cannibal and serial killer, so nice reference.

Take it away, Thomas II

 

[Atheos]

Local foodies are all abuzz over the new atheist restaurant Bébé...

Winner! Especially relevant since that guy was a convicted cannibal and serial killer, so nice reference.

Take it away, Thomas II

Well damn, I was wondering what was supposed to be noteworthy about the pic. Who's the dude? Dahmer?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

I forget. Google "Cannibal Cop New York" and it'll give you his info.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I forget. Google "Cannibal Cop New York" and it'll give you his info.

Oh.
"wannabe" cannibal.

http://www.businessinsider.com/new-york-magazine-gilberto-valle-article-2014-1
This is a bit disturbing. If we can be prosecuted for fantasies, are cops going to kick down my door and lock me up for the crime of shrinking people and making them perform elaborate variety acts inside an old TV cabinet to recreate Ed Sullivan shows? Would that be prosecuted as assault? Kidnapping? Egregious nostalgia?

 

[KeepTalking]

More likely, copyright infringement.

 

[Thomas II]

Thanks!

Sorry, it was a very long day...

Here it goes...

 

[angelo]

Are you sure this mutual yoga will cure my nymphomania?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Fans of the 49ers started a new, slightly more complicated version of 'The Wave' meant to get more fan buy-in, and promote a stronger feeling of 'we're all in this together' among the seats.

It did not sweep the nation.

 

[Hickdive]

The conga line at the Bolshoi always has a certain class.

 

[bilby]

If you can hear our prayer, Lord, send us a sine!

 

[Celldweller]

Thanks!

Sorry, it was a very long day...

Here it goes...

The embryonic stage of the Human Centipede.

******disclaimer alert code red****** If you haven't seen the movie Human Centipede, I staunchly discourage you from doing so. That being said, if you have, you know said picture above doesn't end well. And secretly, I just wanted to type Human Centipede. Now, three times.
******disclaimer alert dropped to code yellow******

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Once he started driving the roller-coaster carts along their arms, Bob discovered that even though interns are free, it's still cheaper to just build with the regular old metal.

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

The conga line at the Bolshoi always has a certain class.

Take it away, Hickdive!

 

[Hickdive]

Thank you;

 

[angelo]

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Filthy habit, one of these days I must quit!

 

[bigfield]

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"la vie c'est de la merde".