Caption Contest

[Keith&Co.]

After the Early Bird ate George's worm, he was neve rconfident after that about where he stood in the circle of life.

 

[KeepTalking]

Oh, so this is what they call 'chicken neck'?

George, that's a turkey...

 

[Tom Sawyer]

This chicken is attacking me like it thinks it's a hawk. Shouldn't brothers like us stand together?

 

[Veritass]

"No, George, the male turkey is a 'tom', not a 'cock'."

 

[Celldweller]

"Here in the great state of Tecksis, we done decided ta name all turkey's Lewinsky! Heh, heh, heh, victory for 'Murica bird!"

 

[gmbteach]

OK. Try this one and gmteach you can pick a winner as I will not be online tomorrow.

Thanks angelo.

 

[Thomas II]

There's nothing wrong with a thankful animal...

 

[gmbteach]

"Here in the great state of Tecksis, we done decided ta name all turkey's Lewinsky! Heh, heh, heh, victory for 'Murica bird!"

WINNER!!! Take it away Celldweller. Thanks to angelo for posting the pic.

 

[Celldweller]

Grazie! Have at it!

 

[gmbteach]

Grazie! Have at it!
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'I'm too sexy for this caption contest'

 

[Keith&Co.]

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John Badham's first choice to cast for the part of Tony Manero in Saturday Night Fever. "The man really had the 'strut' down,' the director insists to this day.
Luckily for John Travolta, Jesus had conflicting prior engagements and had to pass after the screen test.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK ... not the craziest place I've found myself in the morning, but I need to carefully walk to the hospital because this gopher up my ass might not so serene about it when he comes to.

 

[angelo]

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Behold my awesomeness!

 

[ApostateAbe]

Axe Body Spray will not help here.

 

[Thomas II]

The FIFA World Cup of 2014 well in his past, Luiz Felipe Scolari lived the rest of his life unassumingly under the name Scaramouche...

 

[KeepTalking]

Grazie! Have at it!
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If they thought Zombie Jesus was cool, wait until they get a look at my Pirate Jesus outfit. Now, if I can just remember what I did with the rest of that LSD...

 

[Hickdive]

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As god is my witness, I am NEVER entering a caption contest EVER again!

 

[Celldweller]

Winner!! ...But can he do he Fandango? Take it way T2.

The FIFA World Cup of 2014 well in his past, Luiz Felipe Scolari lived the rest of his life unassumingly under the name Scaramouche...

 

[Thomas II]

Winner!! ...But can he do he Fandango? Take it way T2.

Thanks!

Here we go...

 

[gmbteach]

Winner!! ...But can he do he Fandango? Take it way T2.

Thanks!

Here we go...

The men were encouraged by the display of how the women can juggle everything in their lives and were determined to give it a go.