Caption Contest

[Celldweller]

While we wait for the winner to post only, okay!

When Republican children play basketball they resort to the dirtiest of tactics.

 

[angelo]

While we wait for the winner to post only, okay!

When Republican children play basketball they resort to the dirtiest of tactics.

Well, if no one is going to post an image I pick this as the winnah!

 

[Celldweller]

Thanks Angelo! Have a go at this royal oddness:

 

[Keith&Co.]

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Hold on, she said. Where's number 4302BB-3?

 

[gmbteach]

Thanks Angelo! Have a go at this royal oddness:
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Spoken to the rest of the family in the background: 'Right guys, You have a number in your hand, that number is the corresponding number to the pallet of gold that is yours for the year. The rest is mine.'

 

[Thomas II]

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"So she took her love
For to gaze awhile
Upon the fields of barley
In his arms she fell as her hair came down
Among the fields of gold..."

 

[angelo]

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Hold on, there's a bar missing, some thieving bastard has stolen a bar. I'll bet it's that spendthrift Fergie who's stolen it!

 

[Celldweller]

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Hold on, there's a bar missing, some thieving bastard has stolen a bar. I'll bet it's that spendthrift Fergie who's stolen it!

Winner! Back at ya Angelo..

 

[Thomas II]

Past 12 hour rule...Next picture...Tuesday Double!, your choice...

 

[gmbteach]

Past 12 hour rule...Next picture...Tuesday Double!, your choice...

Singing 'Hey Soul Sister..'

 

[hyzer]

"Blessed are the cheese makers . . . "

 

[Keith&Co.]

Three AD: The world's very first Hide and Seek tournament gets off to a rocky start in Israel. The game would languish for another seventy years, until Vespasian tried it someplace with trees. Actual hiding places.

 

[Celldweller]

(Grumbling to himself) "Christ, I have a lotta wives. Alright!! Listen up ladies! All of you on your menses, please wear the Versace red robes! Those of you with child, please wear white with a burlap barf bag! Any who's names I keep forgetting, please wear the Arabic 'Hello, my name is_____, wife number_______'.... Is this fucking thing on!?"

Clyde was skeptical about applying for the soda jerk position, instead, he opted for a selfie.

 

[Veritass]

"Hey, any birthdays out there? Take my wives....please!"

 

[hyzer]

"Attention, attention. Who wants to go to the Tip Top with me for lunch?"

 

[Hickdive]

"Blessed are the cheese makers . . . "

Shut it big nose!

 

[Thomas II]

WINNER

(Grumbling to himself) "Christ, I have a lotta wives. Alright!! Listen up ladies! All of you on your menses, please wear the Versace red robes! Those of you with child, please wear white with a burlap barf bag! Any who's names I keep forgetting, please wear the Arabic 'Hello, my name is_____, wife number_______'.... Is this fucking thing on!?"

Take it away Celldweller!

 

[angelo]

Blessed are the strippers, for they shall inherit the taverns. Blessed are the prostitutes, for they shall inherit cocks. Blessed are the rich for they shall inherit mansions.

 

[Celldweller]

Can't resist posting this gem, have at it!

 

[Keith&Co.]

View attachment 689The day Ted Nugent woke up and joined PETA was not the day he stopped wearing fur.
Or wearing leather.
Or eating meat.
But he did start shooting the holy shit out of roadside BBQ shacks.