Caption Contest

[Jimmy Higgins]

What's the big deal? Looks like a bunch of Republicans to me.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

The naked war didn't last very long when the guys they were fighting against didn't follow the rules and showed up in body armour.

 

[angelo]

What do we want! naked men when do we want them! tonight! What do we want! naked men! When do we want them! now!

 

[Hickdive]

Janice, on the left, struggles to remember if she was told to buy permanent marker or water-soluble.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Janice, on the left, struggles to remember if she was told to buy permanent marker or water-soluble.

Oh, perfect match to her expression.
Winner!

 

[Hickdive]

Oh, perfect match to her expression.
Winner!

Wheeeee!

Here's one for your captioning delight;

 

[Keith&Co.]

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The three stages of cooking when i host my West Virginia relatives: Pa Kelly will hunt and kill the squirrel, Ma Kelly will dress the squirrel, I take the dressed meat to the kitchen and order a whole bunch of calzones from Fredericco's, asking the delivery boy to knock softly at the back door...

 

[Veritass]

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"I'll take Etymology for $200, Alex."
"The Italian word 'calzone' is derived from 'ciopsine', which was this language's word for 'squirrel'."

 

[Celldweller]

Oh, perfect match to her expression.
Winner!

Wheeeee!

Here's one for your captioning delight;

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Food Network Presents: The Iron Taxidermy Italian Chef

 

[gmbteach]

Oh, perfect match to her expression.
Winner!

Wheeeee!

Here's one for your captioning delight;

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Do you prefer your squirrel rare, medium or well done?

 

[angelo]

Wheeeee!

Here's one for your captioning delight;

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Do you prefer your squirrel rare, medium or well done?

 

[angelo]

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Now viewers, here we have a dead squirrel, a skinned dead squirrel and squirrel pie. I'm going to show you how to get your own squirrel, skin it, after killing it of course, then make this delicious squirrel pie! .

 

[Thomas II]

Bosley, really?...

 

[hyzer]

Here at the cuisine development lab for a major fast food franchise, we see head chef Ken Boffnagle and the new McSquirrel Pie. Available exclusively in Red States this Fall.

 

[angelo]

Now viewers, I'm going to show you what to do with roadkill. There's no need to ever waste anything and plus you'll be doing something for the environment.

 

[Underseer]

Cooter? Y'all want yer squirrel skin er skinless? Ah'm-uh fixin' ta barbeekyoo 'em while's ah chew on this hyar calzone.

 

[Hickdive]

Here at the cuisine development lab for a major fast food franchise, we see head chef Ken Boffnagle and the new McSquirrel Pie. Available exclusively in Red States this Fall.

Mmm, McNutty!

Winner!

 

[angelo]

While we wait for the winner to post only, okay!

 

[gmbteach]

While we wait for the winner to post only, okay!

Soccer is the game where you kick the ball, not basketball!

 

[Keith&Co.]

The idiomatic wording of the rules in high school basketball create an interesting loophole. The move pictured above is not actually a foul. As long as the 'offending' player's feet do not touch ground before the end of the game....