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California natives enjoying a "last swim" in their water reservoir...
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California natives enjoying a "last swim" in their water reservoir...
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Global-Warming deniers make snow angels at their annual winter retreat?
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WINNERS: 
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First one to post new picture takes it away!
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First one to post new picture takes it away!
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Thanx.
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It's okay sweetheart, I'm not a dirty old man. I'm just swatting this mozzie here!
Sorry, ma'am. The Rock told me that he smelled something cooking over here, so I wanted to make sure that everyone had enough sunscreen on and weren't getting burnt.
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After sorting hard through all the entries, i think i'll have to declare Angelo the winner.
Take it away.
Take it away.
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If I'm not mistaken, wasn't that Hulk Hogan "applying" sunscreen to his own daughter?
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Yes. Hulk Hogan's Heir's Hot Hiney.
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>12 hour rule...
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>12 hour rule...
The human version of Pooh saying 'I WILL fit through the door, I WILL fit through the door!'
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>12 hour rule...
Earl figured the best way to hide from the health inspector was to camoflauge himself in mustard and stand on the grill.
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Why thank you Thomas. As I am currently touring sunny (cough cough) England, please feel free to post on my behalf and I am happy to let you judge it as I will be out of range for a day or so.
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Happy to do it! Here it goes...
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Happy to do it! Here it goes...
I was going to write something clever here. Really, I was. It's just that I was distracted by LOOK! BOOBIES! BOOBIES EVERYWHERE! BOOBIES, BOOBIES, BOOBIES!
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Dam it. I always miss out because I'm away from my pc for days on end! 
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My gawd, I'm a boob man as the next man, but this is ridiculous!
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National Fuckwit Society gains revenge on cyclists.
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I love to go a-cycling,
Along the country track,
And as I go, I love to sing,
My titsack on my back.
Chorus:
Perv-ari, perv-ara,
Perv-ari, perv-ara-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Perv-ari, perv-ara,
My titsack's on my back.
I love to wander by the kids
That play out in the sun,
So joyously I call to them,
"Come! Join my happy song!
"While staying at least 1000 feet away from my physical person!" My parole officer insists that i add....
I shake my tit to all I meet,
And they wave back to me,
And prostitutes call loud and sweet
From ev'ry corner i see.
High overhead, the titmice wing,
They never rest at home
But just like me, they love to sing,
As o'er the world we roam.
Oh, may I go a-wandering
Until the day I die!
And share the joy my titsack brings
Beneath God's clear blue sky!