Hickdive
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Mario, Luigi, Wario and now, Pervio.
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Mario, Luigi, Wario and now, Pervio.
Veritass
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"You've turned me down for sex night after night, and now I find you have been sleeping with my roommate. Yolanda, I am going to throw you off of this bridge."
I don't get it. I've been walking for three miles and not a single person has offered to pick me up. People in this town are assholes to hitchhikers and I don't know why.
doubtingt
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"Love lift us up where we belong!"
(in the voice of Joe Cocker)
(in the voice of Joe Cocker)
Thomas II
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Hickdive
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Here ya go;
Hey, meth ain't cheap, people. You want me to record a new album instead? Because I will if you don't give me the fucking car.
Thomas II
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What!!!! You offering me $5 for a blowjob???? Just what sort of two bit whore do you think I am???
What!!!! You offering me $5 for a blowjob???? Just what sort of two bit whore do you think I am???
Tigers!
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- Bible believing revelational redemptionist (Baptist)
This is the stance that Tiger Wood's wife taught me when dealing with a philanderer.
Thomas II
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Next pic...
gmbteach
Mrs Frizzle
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- On my journey :D
Oops, you missed a spot...Next pic...
Thomas II
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Keith&Co.
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Furry... You're doing it wrong.
gmbteach
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Thanks. Still travelling so first to post a pic, take it away. 
Hickdive
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Apologies all - I had a much busier weekend than expected.
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That awful moment when you turn up at a party only to discover that someone else is wearing the same outfit.
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That awful moment when you turn up at a party only to discover that someone else is wearing the same outfit.
Thomas II
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Here we go...Monday double!
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Keith&Co.
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"No, i'm not giving you taxi fare to Mount Doom. I don't care if you CAN'T walk to Mordor."
Celldweller
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- Book of Leviathan
"Linus, I told you, you're too fucking old for the blanket. You were hired to play piano in the bar, not take smoke breaks with the homeless and piss in the postal box."
The Alaska Wax Museum Presents: Sarah and Todd Palin, demonstrating their frustration that the earth couldn't possibly be round."
Thomas II
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(Guy on the left)
Excuse me, but can I have a quarter for my parking meter?...
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