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... and despite a multi-million dollar advertising campaign promoting their product, the company actually only sold three scarves. Executives are looking into what went wrong.
 
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The police department in Ferguson Missouri feverishly prepares posters for their media blitz to change public perception of them regarding race relations.
 
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After the success of several Mr. Bean movies, Ricky Gervais decides to stage 'Benny Hill: The Movie,' though he promises the movie will be more sensitive to women's dignity than the TV series ever was.
A little bit, anyway.
 
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As a loud voice from the heavens said "Indulge!", Nigel obliged, and from the very bottom of his soul he proclaimed a heartfelt "Thank you, thank you!"...
 
After the trip to Beta III, Kirk, Spock and McCoy mostly remembered fighting the artificial intelligence of the computer called: Landru.
Most of the crew members, however, just had vague memories of "Festival! Festival! Festival!" shouted gleefully during lawless debauchery.
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And Leslie and Galloway, the redshirts, remember only "Festival Recovery Day! Festival Recovery Day! Festival Recovery Day!" whispered urgently whenever their communicators chimed.
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found his wife transformed in their bed into a monstrous bicycle.
-Metamorphisis II, by Kafka
 
And at he stroke of midnight, the beautiful princess turned back into a motorcycle ... and Frank had never been happier.
 
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